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Old 05.05.2007, 14:17
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Which European nationality should you have?

http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=198104&first=yes

Sorry if this is WTLW.
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Old 05.05.2007, 14:31
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Re: Which European nationality should you have?

Swiss 100%
Italian 88%
Belgian 75%
German 75%
Irish 63%
Spanish 50%
Turkish 50%
French 50%
Russian 38%
Danish 38%
Polish 38%
British 25%
Dutch 25%
Molvanian13%

I wonder If they made an IP number check? Or is it that obvious?

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Old 05.05.2007, 14:42
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Re: Which European nationality should you have?

Polish 75%
Italian 63%
Danish 63%
Belgian 63%
Spanish 50%
German 50%
British 50%
Dutch 25%
Irish 25%
Swiss 25%
French 13%
Molvanian 13%
Russian 13%
Turkish 0%

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Old 05.05.2007, 14:48
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Re: Which European nationality should you have?

British 88%
French75%
Italian 63%
Irish 50%
German 50%
Belgian 50%
Turkish 38%
Spanish 38%
Dutch 38%
Danish 38%
Polish 38%
Russian 25%
Molvanian 13%
Swiss 0%

Wow A bit concerned at how French they reckon I am though...
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Old 05.05.2007, 15:26
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Re: Which European nationality should you have?

100%Italian
75% French
63%Belgian
50%Russian
50%Molvanian
38%Irish
38%German
38%Spanish
25%Polish
25%Danish
25%Dutch
13%British
13%Swiss
13%Turkish

Very funny: I am supposed to be Italian even though I was born in Russia and have been living in Switzerland for 16 years ;-)
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Old 05.05.2007, 15:40
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99% Irish
88%Spanish
75%French
75%Italian
75%Polish
63%Belgian
63%German
63%Dutch
50%Danish
50%Russian
38%British
38%Turkish
25%Swiss
25%Molvanian


Bit dissapointed they missed my heavy Moldovan streak...

Can I have those five minutes of my life back, please?
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Old 05.05.2007, 15:57
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Re: Which European nationality should you have?

Can't post the graph or anything - it looks like gibberish no matter what I do. I'm equal 75% Brit and Danish.

Er, WTF? Danish? What's that all about then? There was a tie-breaker question about food colouring vs black humour. And where's Molvania - do they mean Moldova...? The Pomminess is right - thought the Spanish would be a little higher.

I guess these are the stats of an NZer.

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Old 05.05.2007, 16:16
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Re: Which European nationality should you have?

I scored as Italian. =|
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Re: Which European nationality should you have?

100%Swiss
100%Italian
88%Russian
75%Irish
63%Belgian
63%Spanish
50%Dutch
50%German
50%Polish
50%French
50%British
38%Danish
38%Turkish
13%Molvanian

integration process complete... may I have a Swiss passport now !
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Re: Which European nationality should you have?

Italian 88%
Belgian 75%
Polish 75%
Swiss 75%
German 50%
Spanish 50%
Turkish 50%
British 50%
Danish 50%
Russian 38%
Irish 38%
Dutch 25%
French 0%
Molvanian 0%
si si, bella italia....

(by the way...the question "I have bad teeth" was a little bit irritating...what nationality is THAT typical for? ^^)
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Re: Which European nationality should you have?

You scored as Belgian.


[Moderator note: snip... the advertising and all the HTML code which was sprayed all over this post have been deleted in the interests of other readers]

This is not well done, as usual with all these stadistical questions.
I bet if i answered i liked to drink beer i would have scored swiss.
Or that the cheese should have holes in it.
Or that i like yodelling.
Who likes yodelling anyway??
I haven't met ANY swiss citizen that says: "Hey Nic, lets go to listen my new yodelling CD".

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Old 20.05.2007, 18:45
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You scored as Belgian.

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This is not well done, as usual with all these stadistical questions.
I bet if i answered i liked to drink beer i would have scored swiss.
Or that the cheese should have holes in it.
Or that i like yodelling.
Who likes yodelling anyway??
I haven't met ANY swiss citizen that says: "Hey Nic, lets go to listen my new yodelling CD".
Keep your hair on (or off) - it's a bit of mindless internet fun and won't inflence your Swiss residency status...
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Keep your hair on (or off) - it's a bit of mindless internet fun and won't inflence your Swiss residency status...
I was joking. Sorry if i was not clear enough.
Being swiss myself, i don't believe my citizenship would be in danger for screaming out loud i don't like yodelling, or i also like brie or roquefort.
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sorry about that... unintentional

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Old 20.05.2007, 19:29
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Can't post the graph or anything - it looks like gibberish no matter what I do. I'm equal 75% Brit and Danish.

Er, WTF? Danish? What's that all about then? There was a tie-breaker question about food colouring vs black humour. And where's Molvania - do they mean Moldova...? The Pomminess is right - thought the Spanish would be a little higher.

I guess these are the stats of an NZer.
I got Belgian, got asked to choose between Noodles or Pommes Frittes....

That must have been the deciding factor,,,,
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Old 20.05.2007, 19:41
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Re: Which European nationality should you have?

Belgian 100%
French 100%
Irish 100%
Spanish 88%
Russian 75%
German 75%
Dutch 75%
British 75%
Polish 75%
Swiss 75%
Danish 75%
Turkish 50%
Italian 50%
Molvanian 0%

Apart from not being Molvanian - I fit nicely in Europe )
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Re: Which European nationality should you have?

Italian 75%
Belgian 63%
Danish 50%
French 50%
German 38%
Russian 38%
Swiss 38%
British 38%
Irish 38%
Polish 38%
Turkish 25%
Dutch 13%
Spanish 13%
Molvanian 13%

A nice try ?Soy chica de Italia?
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Re: Which European nationality should you have?

You better learn to say in Italian though Meg rather than Spanish
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Old 08.06.2007, 18:48
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Re: Which European nationality should you have?

You scored as a Belgian
Danish
63% Belgian
63% Spanish
63% Italian
50% Dutch
50% Turkish
50% German
50% Irish
50% Russian
38% British
38% Polish
38% Molvanian
25% Swiss
13%
Well... I knew I'm not a typical Swiss... but... A little surprised tho =)

What worries me even more... Italian: 50%??? omg =)
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