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Old 11.01.2010, 20:18
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Re: The difference between boys and girls

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Brilliant.

Just typing "my boyfriend" and "my girlfriend" also gave interesting results :-)

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With 'Bing' search term 'my girlfriend' produced 'no results'

Does that mean that boys do not wish to find out anything about their girfriends?
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Old 12.01.2010, 11:57
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PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN:
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday.
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer who flirts a little.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs..
1:00 Shopping with friends.
3:00 Nap.

4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.
4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage
5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
10:00 Hot shower. Alone.
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11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
Higgybaby, where did you get that list? Only 2 hours for shopping?
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Brilliant.

Just typing "my boyfriend" and "my girlfriend" also gave interesting results :-)

Doc.
oh yeah good ones too
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Re: The difference between boys and girls

Revisiting an old title, as I am still utterly gobsmacked as to why a 6 year old boy manages to make an utter piglet of his face at every meal time, when his 3 year old sister seems to be far more in control of her utensils.

AND(!!) the neighbours 9 year old girl packs her 11 yr old brothers toilet bag when they go on holiday, because she knows he is incapable of doing it himself...

Ok.. i know I have a problem with left and right.. and after this many years on this planet, it's probably something i'll never get over- tho I have yet to hear of a man to have this problem.

And having 3 people talk to me at once is ok, but the 4th usually overwhelms me. Concentrating on one thing at once is a skill i admire..

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Old 28.02.2012, 14:39
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Re: The difference between boys and girls

I've been told recently that girls and boys have different natural tasks. If girls "decide to forsake cooking and basics like that on the way, they're forsaking the natural thing for a woman which is to cook/feed a family".

On top of that the opinion was expressed that "some women are to intelligent for their own good".

Thanks for letting me know..

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Old 28.02.2012, 14:45
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I've been told recently that girls and boys have different natural tasks. If girls "decide to forsake cooking and basics like that on the way, they're forsaking the natural thing for a woman which is to cook/feed a family".

On top of that the opinion was expressed that "some women are to intelligent for their own good".

Thanks for letting me know..
didn't they teach you that at school??
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Old 28.02.2012, 14:52
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didn't they teach you that at school??
skipped that class...
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Old 28.02.2012, 15:18
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Here's something to start your work week. Google search suggestions.

First the girls:




Now the boys:

There is no "Y"
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