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Old 10.02.2010, 11:59
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What are the Swedish people up to really?

Hello folks,

I have some questions about Swedes since I live next door to 3 Swedish people. I have decided to find a non-specific forum to ask my questions about them, rather than approach them directly.

First of all this is not to bash Swedes and bla bla bla I am seriously curious about some things I have noticed so therefore please don't go all defensive.

OK here we go:

1. How come Swedes all own a Golden Retriever and go camping often? Where is the fun in that?

2. Why don't Swedes communicate well with anyone else? I have met some americans, Germans and other western neighbours and they all smile and say hi and I do the same and off we go. I also have some chinese that say hi and seem friendly.


3. I guess this is a classic question, but why do Swedes always eat cold hard food like rye bread and cheese? I don't mind this either just curious as to why and these days I 'feel like coming home' and eat something spicy and warming and I just see this horrible "dead food"

4. Why do Swedes sit on cheap Ikea sofas listening to Abba till the early hours missing their caretaker government and their 60% tax rate?


Please be advised: I am simply curious about Swedish people and don't mean any offense. These are just questions.
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Old 10.02.2010, 12:04
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Re: What are the Swedish people up to really?

its a feindish plot.
they actually go home and sit on really good quality furniture bought in germany , drive an aston and eat fish and chips.

as for the music , whats wrong with abba ?

dont fool for the obvious , things may not be as they seem.

i had a swedish girlfriend once , not much to write home about , but as i suffered terminal acne and dressed like a dork i guess i shouldnt complain.
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Re: What are the Swedish people up to really?

Bloody Volvo drivers
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Re: What are the Swedish people up to really?

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Hello folks,

1. How come Swedes all own a Golden Retriever and go camping often? Where is the fun in that?
The wet dog smell and the piney scent of the trees complements their natural curry smell.

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2. Why don't Swedes communicate well with anyone else?
Because they're always off in the woods, alone, with their dogs, communing with the animal spirits of their ancestors. It's very suspicious.

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3. I guess this is a classic question, but why do Swedes always eat cold hard food like rye bread and cheese?
Because their ability to screw up herring in cream sauce is far less than their ability to screw up a good curry.

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4. Why do Swedes sit on cheap Ikea sofas listening to Abba till the early hours missing their caretaker government and their 60% tax rate?
This shows your ignorance of Swedish culture. They actually sit around listening to the blues. It's all very depressing.
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Old 10.02.2010, 12:15
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Re: What are the Swedish people up to really?

i see economisto is the new DB

do swedes speak swiss german too?
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Old 10.02.2010, 12:16
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Re: What are the Swedish people up to really?

Clearly DB is the old economisto... and no, they speak "Swedish" because they're poorly integrated and hide in their Volvos rather than mixing.

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do swedes speak swiss german too?
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Re: What are the Swedish people up to really?

Well I think you're an ignorant, racist, unaccommodating, non-integrated, bull****-stirring person who should just go and join his Nazi fascist sympathisers on some other non-specific forum.

I'd insert a picture of a space rocket here if I could find one.

Where's your introduction, anyway? Who are you? Less than 1,000 posts and already you're polluting our pristine Swiss forum with this kind of nonsense.

Bah. Or Baaaaaaaaaaa.
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Please be advised: I am simply curious about Swedish people and don't mean any offense. These are just questions.
It's like asking your girlfriend "Why is your a** so BIG?"

You don't want to offend her, you just like to know why !!

Regardless of your intensions not to p*** her off, do you think it will work?

BTW: To many "always" in you questions...........
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Old 10.02.2010, 12:23
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Re: What are the Swedish people up to really?

Do you mean Swedland or Switzerland, is there any difference?
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Hello folks,

I have some questions about Swedes since I live next door to 3 Swedish people. I have decided to find a non-specific forum to ask my questions about them, rather than approach them directly.

First of all this is not to bash Swedes and bla bla bla I am seriously curious about some things I have noticed so therefore please don't go all defensive.

OK here we go:

1. How come Swedes all own a Golden Retriever and go camping often? Where is the fun in that?

2. Why don't Swedes communicate well with anyone else? I have met some americans, Germans and other western neighbours and they all smile and say hi and I do the same and off we go. I also have some chinese that say hi and seem friendly.


3. I guess this is a classic question, but why do Swedes always eat cold hard food like rye bread and cheese? I don't mind this either just curious as to why and these days I 'feel like coming home' and eat something spicy and warming and I just see this horrible "dead food"

4. Why do Swedes sit on cheap Ikea sofas listening to Abba till the early hours missing their caretaker government and their 60% tax rate?


Please be advised: I am simply curious about Swedish people and don't mean any offense. These are just questions.

Holy god, this is the most racist crap I read in my entire life.

but since I am a nice guy I will answer:

1. Dogs are fun and cute, camping is relaxing
2. Scandinavians in general need a bit of alcohol in the blood before we can socialise as normal people.

3. It is supposed to be healthy

4. that is a 68% tax rate
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Holy god, this is the most racist crap I read in my entire life.

but since I am a nice guy I will answer:

1. Dogs are fun and cute, camping is relaxing
2. Scandinavians in general need a bit of alcohol in the blood before we can socialise as normal people.

3. It is supposed to be healthy

4. that is a 68% tax rate
Actually, that's quite funny. Nice to see you've got your sense of humour back.

Have you posted an Introduction yet?
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Re: What are the Swedish people up to really?

Suedes make good shows and jackets.
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Old 10.02.2010, 12:29
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Re: What are the Swedish people up to really?

Hannu, if you know of any Swedish bikini team members, please bring them to the Friday drinks.
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Re: What are the Swedish people up to really?

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No.. I am seriously scared I will have some psycho 'Jack ruby' outside my house trying to do get rid of the new h.itler that just arrived in town.

Or demonstrators shouting 'go home bloody foreigner we don't want your kind here' in british English with some american sidekicks shouting 'yeah whatever he said!!'
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And Animal Nitrate
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No.. I am seriously scared I will have some psycho 'Jack ruby' outside my house trying to do get rid of the new h.itler that just arrived in town.

Or demonstrators shouting 'go home bloody foreigner we don't want your kind here' in british English with some american sidekicks shouting 'yeah whatever he said!!'
Erm... usually it is the other way around... certainly events in the last decade suggest this at a geopolitical level
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Old 10.02.2010, 12:31
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No.. I am seriously scared I will have some psycho 'Jack ruby' outside my house trying to do get rid of the new h.itler that just arrived in town.

what i am finding odd is that YOU keep referring to yourself as hitler, nazi fascist etc.... no one else has? what's all that about?
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Re: What are the Swedish people up to really?

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to get up on my EF high-horse and call you an ignorant racist. I can now smugly bask again in the glorious spotlight of moral supremacy.

Have you appreciation of Sweden at all? They have given us all so much, such as:

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Holy god, this is the most racist crap I read in my entire life.
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what i am finding odd is that YOU keep referring to yourself as hitler, nazi fascist etc.... no one else has? what's all that about?
troll speak, me thinks
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Old 10.02.2010, 12:32
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Re: What are the Swedish people up to really?

All I know is that it doesn't look like we have to worry about the Swedes making a major run for olympic gold in Hockey

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