Why am I so amused by this thread. I love it.
Anyway, so there we were, two evenings ago minding our own business when we notice this cat is following us. Wouldn't go away, constantly miaowwing and it followed us all the way home.
I open the door and she's in like a flash checking all the cupboards for jewelery and sizing up my electronics collection. Even had a look under my bed but wasn't too impressed.
So being a cat lover I reached for the cheese and it went mental - as they do - clawing at my leg for some more.
So after a decent feeding she heads of to a corner of the room, lies down and starts making funny noises. I suddenly become aware that she's looking kinda porky, and my girlfriend suddenly screams:
"She's bloody pregnant.... get her out of here before we end up with a messy cat family all over the carpet!!"
Ok, so those weren't the exact words she used.
But I motioned towards the door and the cat was having none of it. I eventually chased her down three flights of stairs... just to watch her run back up twice as fast as me and jump back into my flat.
I'm happy to say that she finally left, after running over a busy street and nearly killing herself.
A great night was had by all, and thanks for letting me share.
But the moral of the story is... "WHY CAN'T I HAVE A CAT?? I WANT ONE!!!"
I can haz cat???