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Old 20.04.2010, 17:32
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Little kids hurt my feelings :-)

I have been ill and stopped shaving. I decided to temporarily sport Taliban look minus the turban

Anyway local little sh!ts who wave and say hello to me normally told me to have a shave My feelings were hurt and for the next few metres I was trying to catch my reflection on car windows to see how good I look. Do I need to HTFU?


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Old 20.04.2010, 17:37
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I have been ill and stopped shaving. I decided to temporarily sport Taliban look minus the turban

Anyway local little sh!ts who wave and say hello to me normally told me to have a shave My feelings were hurt and for the next few metres I was trying to catch my reflection on car windows to see how good I look. Do I need to HTFU?


....Jesus?
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Old 20.04.2010, 17:38
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Re: Little kids hurt my feelings :-)

It's like the extra-camp version of Pirates of the Carribean.
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at least they didn't tell you to go shower
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Old 20.04.2010, 17:48
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Do I need to HTFU?

Everyone needs to HTFU!
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Old 20.04.2010, 17:48
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at least they didn't tell you to go shower
I have been shampooing my beard daily. The kids are cute as they normally think I am cool so my new look must have shocked them

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....Jesus?
I am not white enough to pull the modern Jesus look I will have a shave tomorrow morning.
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Old 20.04.2010, 17:54
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Re: Little kids hurt my feelings :-)

they obviously look up to you as a role model...a drop in standards must have shocked them into saying what they did
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Old 20.04.2010, 17:55
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picture please !!!


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Old 20.04.2010, 17:56
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Everyone needs to HTFU!
'cept for you Sharkey obviously - you're a real man (tm) <cough>
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Old 20.04.2010, 18:01
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....Jesus?
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to turn the other bearded cheek, but then again that might not work in this situation.
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Old 20.04.2010, 18:05
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Re: Little kids hurt my feelings :-)

You lot are funny Just the kind of thread I wanted.

Taking of kids. When I moved into the area some little girls used to giggle and wave at me sweetly. Now the same girls are all grown up and have turned into extremely arrogant versions of Lady Gaga
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Old 20.04.2010, 18:08
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You lot are funny Just the kind of thread I wanted.

Taking of kids. When I moved into the area some little girls used to giggle and wave at me sweetly. Now the same girls are all grown up and have turned into extremely arrogant versions of Lady Gaga
What? They've had a sex change? Odd.
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Old 20.04.2010, 19:14
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I tend to like facial hair on men so will not say to shave it...



OTOH, if the kids also were harassing you about the guyliner, I'd say either to stop wearing it or HTFU - preferably a bit of both.
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Old 20.04.2010, 19:16
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Anyway local little sh!ts who wave and say hello to me normally told me to have a shave My feelings were hurt and for the next few metres I was trying to catch my reflection on car windows to see how good I look. Do I need to HTFU?

You are letting little pipsqueeks get to you?

Duuuude..
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Old 20.04.2010, 19:31
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I tend to like facial hair on men so will not say to shave it...
My wife says it looks sexy. I have told her that I will keep it for two more days just so she can continue pulling my beard

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You are letting little pipsqueeks get to you?

Duuuude..
I am a sensitive guy
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Old 20.04.2010, 19:35
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Re: Little kids hurt my feelings :-)

They like you and think you're more handsome sans barbe! Take it as a compliment - if they trust you enough to speak their minds you've got some nice little friends.
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Old 20.04.2010, 19:47
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They like you and think you're more handsome sans barbe! Take it as a compliment - if they trust you enough to speak their minds you've got some nice little friends.
Nah! I am not friends with any little muppets. They just walked past me with their heads down and said something about shaving. My German is not wonderful so they might have just said "oh he did not shave today" instead of "get a shave MOFO"
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Old 20.04.2010, 20:13
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picture please !!!


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Yes sure Battery on my camera was not charged so sorry for ignoring your post. Here you go-

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