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Old 20.05.2010, 14:51
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It's all in the open now...

FInally after plucking up the courage, I told my wife Lorraine that I had been having an affair with a girl in my office, a young Chinese girl called Claire-Lee.

She didn't take it too well. Packed her bags and the next thing walked out the door. I haven't seen her for over 8 weeks.

It's obvious to me.

I can see Claire-Lee now that Lorraine has gone.

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Old 20.05.2010, 14:55
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I can see Claire-Lee again now that Lorraine has gone.
Slightly ruined by the use of "again"....it's not in the song.
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Old 20.05.2010, 14:57
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Re: It's all in the open now...

I'm really confused and don't know where i live anymore... I've come to Swizterland after 4 years in China where so many western guys left their partner for Chinese girls and this happens here too...... oh well. At least you were honest to your wife.. i hope you;ll be happy together.
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Old 20.05.2010, 14:58
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I'm really confused and don't know where i live anymore... I've come to Swizterland after 4 years in China where so many western guys left their partner for Chinese girls and this happens here too...... oh well. At least you were honest to your wife.. i hope you;ll be happy together.
I think you'll find he's taking the Mickey, miss
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Old 20.05.2010, 14:59
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Re: It's all in the open now...

Oh, took a while but funny (in an English kind of way ...)
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Old 20.05.2010, 15:01
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I'm really confused and don't know where i live anymore... I've come to Swizterland after 4 years in China where so many western guys left their partner for Chinese girls and this happens here too...... oh well. At least you were honest to your wife.. i hope you;ll be happy together.
The joke was quite good but this is waaaaaaaaaaaaay funnier
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Old 20.05.2010, 15:01
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I'm really confused and don't know where i live anymore... I've come to Swizterland after 4 years in China where so many western guys left their partner for Chinese girls and this happens here too...... oh well. At least you were honest to your wife.. i hope you;ll be happy together.

This made me smile.

But seriously I don't thing you see all the obstacles in your way
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I think you'll find he's taking the Mickey, miss

i see, I only have a French brain so I 've missed the joke...
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The joke was quite good but this is waaaaaaaaaaaaay funnier
now that's just mean (he he)
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LOL funny guy...
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Re: It's all in the open now...

at least this has told me something today : read the title of the forum where the thread has been posted too....
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Old 20.05.2010, 15:06
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at least this has told me something today : read the title of the forum where the thread has been posted too....
thanks to you for being such a good sport!
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i see, I only have a French brain so I 've missed the joke...
Don't worry, I didn't mean to offend.

But......maybe the title of the forum might have been a little clue
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Re: It's all in the open now...

this is what i have just said, i read the thread without checking the forum.....

now ..i need to research the joke....
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Old 20.05.2010, 15:11
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Re: It's all in the open now...

Our posts crossed.....my apologies

To make up for my cruelness.....you know the song "I can see clearly now the rain has gone"....sung by lots of different people....?
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Old 20.05.2010, 15:16
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Re: It's all in the open now...

On the topic of music jokes, here's a classic:

What’s the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?




A Rolling Stone says “hey you, get off of my cloud!”, while a Scotsman says “Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!”
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Old 20.05.2010, 15:24
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Re: It's all in the open now...

nice joke Upthehatters2008....you're a promising EF member.
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nice joke Upthehatters2008....you're a promising EF member.
Wow, praise indeed!!!
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Old 20.05.2010, 15:34
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Re: It's all in the open now...

I believe this belongs in the "repertoire of terrible jokes" thread
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Old 20.05.2010, 15:35
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Re: It's all in the open now...

That's odd, I thought that would be big news....
 




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