Anyone know what a "Schoner" and a "Bidon Trainer" is or WTF "Für das Tenu ist gesorgt" means.
Is "Tenu" a word?

Full context: it's what my boy needs to take to his Football Turnier on Sunday.

Everything is clear apart from the RED bits

Mittnehmen
Duschzeug, Turnschuhe, Schoner, Bidon Trainer, 1 x Socken, 1 x Badetuch etc.
Für das Tenu ist Gesorgt

Background:
The writer of the words is my Son's new Football Coach
Oh don't get me started on it....oh sod it, here goes:

The previous Coach communicated clearly in Hoch Deutsch and English, but now I get a gob full of Schwiizer Tüütsch transmitted in 5th Gear.
Guess the rest...

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Hüüt bin I Güet

Schoner are probably shin guards,
Bidon Trainer is probably a water bottle.

Not sure about Tenu.

In French, "la tenue" would be kit. Could this mean that kit is already taken care of ? I'm guessing, I don't speak Swiss German.

GOT IT!

That's perfect, it all makes sense now.
Brings Shinpads and Water bottle and the (team) Kit will be provided.

Thank you very much.

Bidon Trainer are two words, the comma is missing.

Trainer = tracksuit

Mittnehmen
Duschzeug, Turnschuhe, Schoner, Bidon Trainer, 1 x Socken, 1 x Badetuch etc.
Für das Tenu ist Gesorgt

To take with you.
> Browser equipment, gym shoes, socks, bath towel etc
> the (das Tenue) dress is provided by the organizers
> "Schoner" is for the goalie who has the knee protection gear, but not for the rest of the team
> the "Trainer" is of course the training dress, but what the connection to a "bidon" (can/bottle) may be is beyond me

In case of doubt, give the chap a phone-call. The choice of words looks to me as if the man is not of German mother tongue

wolli, your wrong. since when goalkeepers wear knee protection gear?
(schienbein)schoner: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shin_guard
bidon: http://www.praxishop.ch/contents/media/l_bidon.jpg (strange, as normally provided by the team...)
trainer: http://pics.ricardostatic.ch/2_63474...xl-xxl-neu.jpg

"Für das Tenu ist gesorgt" means that the team dress consisting of shorts, shirt and these

is provided.

Schienbeinschoner of course is correct. It is what I had in mind. But the rest of the team does not have them.

When I was in a football-club, most of us had their own football-shoes, but the coach always had some football-shoes of various sizes ready somehow

nowadays everybody on the field wears them

Maybe. I have to admit, the last time I personally witnessed a football match was some two decades (plus) ago

And, to me those "everybody" are what in German is called "Weicheier"

Or people who would like to walk normally after they finish playing football! Shinpads have been worn by all players since I started playing footie in the early 80's