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Old 10.02.2011, 23:39
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Well duh! It's his wife...and she is slim, therefore if Porsch (her husband) buys her a gift, he's supposed to know what size she wears I would assume. *sigh* people nowadays
Okay, I've been chewing that stuff tonight!
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Old 10.02.2011, 23:43
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Okay, I've been chewing that stuff tonight!
Sweetheart, you don't ''chew'' that stuff.....
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Old 10.02.2011, 23:45
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Re: Present - Valentine's Day (13th Feb)

Since MG' son-in-law refuses to get me anything HE will get the free chocolate bar from Cailler like last year. So there!
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Old 10.02.2011, 23:59
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Riiiiight! That is what guys like to say and pretend!

I'm an innocent soul compared to you filthy lot
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Old 11.02.2011, 08:22
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That would be great ...

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Old 11.02.2011, 09:27
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Re: Present - Valentine's Day (13th Feb)

We're talking about Valentine's right? So where's the eros?! Of all the threads I could've read I picked this one thinking there'd be some bawdy talk!
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Old 11.02.2011, 10:06
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We're talking about Valentine's right? So where's the eros?! Of all the threads I could've read I picked this one thinking there'd be some bawdy talk!
Eros ? it's for the rest of the year.....




I heard yesterday on the radio that a sex-shop in the USA where giving a gift voucher of 40 $ in exchange of a gun.....

gun or dildo, you choose
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Old 11.02.2011, 11:26
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Eros ? it's for the rest of the year.....




I heard yesterday on the radio that a sex-shop in the USA where giving a gift voucher of 40 $ in exchange of a gun.....

gun or dildo, you choose
Ahem... I believe they are called 'love toys' these days. And they make excellent Valentine presents. Not sure if a gun does; suppose it depends on the relationship!
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Old 11.02.2011, 11:30
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We're talking about Valentine's right? So where's the eros?! Of all the threads I could've read I picked this one thinking there'd be some bawdy talk!
Hehe! Eros?! Dude (?), that's like soooooooooooo yesteryear! Welcome to the 21st century!

Check the KFC Quest and dating threads for more bawdy talk than you can handle and then some!
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Old 11.02.2011, 11:37
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I'm an innocent soul compared to you filthy lot
As in said the Bishop to the Vicar! Jeez Bro, talk about the pot calling the kettle black! . . .
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Old 11.02.2011, 11:45
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Ahem... I believe they are called 'love toys' these days. And they make excellent Valentine presents. Not sure if a gun does; suppose it depends on the relationship!
love toys.... people become prude..
about relationship, it starts with a love toy and end with a gun...
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Old 11.02.2011, 12:21
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love toys.... people become prude..
about relationship, it starts with a love toy and end with a gun...
Bertrand, I think you just killed the mood!
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Old 11.02.2011, 12:27
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Bertrand, I think you just killed the mood!
Perhaps yours, not mine


Unless I've got a valentine ....
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Old 11.02.2011, 12:27
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That would be great ...

This pic just reminds me of...

Is it already on the 13th not (14th), not sure what should be given bigger priority swiss fire-arms vote or valentines day? I meant if she hugs me with her arms, without stirring too much fire.

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love toys.... people become prude..
about relationship, it starts with a love toy and end with a gun...

Bertrand, you must be doing something wrong -
it starts with a love toy and end with an orgasm......
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Old 11.02.2011, 13:06
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Re: Present - Valentine's Day (13th Feb)

I feel like my Vday dilemma has been solved. We are going shopping today and I'm buying what she wants good deal

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Old 11.02.2011, 13:46
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I heard yesterday on the radio that a sex-shop in the USA where giving a gift voucher of 40 $ in exchange of a gun.....

gun or dildo, you choose
Seriously? $40 won't even buy you a pair of fuzzy handcuffs in Switzerland. Er, not that I'd know.
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Old 11.02.2011, 14:41
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I feel like my Vday dilemma has been solved. We are going shopping today and I'm buying what she wants good deal
Carte Blanche, eh? Pfuh, you may be going from the frying pan into the fire methinks. Perhaps your lady friend will head straight for Tiffany's or Bulgari, perhaps she'll smack you upside the head and call you a lazy git for not bothering to put more thought into surprising her, or she could be too shy to get what she really wants... you're a brave man. Let us know what she chooses.
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Old 11.02.2011, 14:44
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Bertrand, you must be doing something wrong -
it starts with a love toy and end with an orgasm......
Either way, it's "a shot in the dark".
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Old 11.02.2011, 14:49
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Managed to get the pandora changed with no questions asked
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