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Old 09.06.2011, 22:34
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Re: Swiss German women.

Like with most women everywhere....

Trying to tell a woman what to do, is like putting a cat on a leash
..it ain't gonna happen
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Old 09.06.2011, 22:56
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Like with most women everywhere....

Trying to tell a woman what to do, is like putting a cat on a leash
..it ain't gonna happen
..an old saying goes:
Women are smarter than you think they are...but not as smart as they think.

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Old 09.06.2011, 22:58
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..and old saying goes:
Women are smarter than you think they are...but not as smart as they think.
You sure about that?
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Old 09.06.2011, 23:00
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..and old saying goes:
Women are smarter than you think you are...but you're not as smart as they think.
I like it better that way...
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Old 09.06.2011, 23:06
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I like it better that way...
...see what I mean?
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Old 09.06.2011, 23:06
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Re: Swiss German women.

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Well, I can only offer my experience of a sample of one, but based on that, I can conclude that:

100% of Swiss German women are lunatics.

I'm sure there are plenty of amateur statisticians on the forum who will be able to challenge my conclusion, however.
I endorse and support your conclusion, Dougal.
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Old 09.06.2011, 23:20
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Re: Swiss German women.

Swiss Women, Ethiopian women, Russian women, big women, skinny women, round women, tall women, blunt women...it doesn't matter where she's from or how she's built, it's all a matter of how you treat a woman. Saying that Swiss women are all the same "insert negative stereotype" is certainly wrong.

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Old 10.06.2011, 00:03
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Re: Swiss German women.

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Well, I can only offer my experience of a sample of one, but based on that, I can conclude that:

100% of Swiss German women are lunatics.

I'm sure there are plenty of amateur statisticians on the forum who will be able to challenge my conclusion, however.
I experimented in a larger and more significative sample, and reached the same conclusions
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Old 10.06.2011, 13:36
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Re: Swiss German women.

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Well, I can only offer my experience of a sample of one, but based on that, I can conclude that:

100% of Swiss German women are lunatics.

I'm sure there are plenty of amateur statisticians on the forum who will be able to challenge my conclusion, however.
Aw, DB!!
I can understand your deduction based on your personal experience, but I'd like to ask:
When are we gonna start the thread on Swiss German men?
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Old 10.06.2011, 13:37
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Aw, DB!!
I can understand your deduction based on your personal experience, but I'd like to ask:
When are we gonna start the thread on Swiss German men?
I don't have any experience of those, I'm afraid.
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Old 10.06.2011, 13:40
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Re: Swiss German women.

Don't worry - I have more than enough for both of us!!
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Old 10.06.2011, 13:47
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Aw, DB!!
I can understand your deduction based on your personal experience, but I'd like to ask:
When are we gonna start the thread on Swiss German men?
Maybe a Swiss German woman will fill us in (they are thorough if nothing else, eh?) .
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Old 10.06.2011, 14:50
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Re: Swiss German women.

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Well, I can only offer my experience of a sample of one, but based on that, I can conclude that:

100% of Swiss German women are lunatics.

I'm sure there are plenty of amateur statisticians on the forum who will be able to challenge my conclusion, however.
I can't help but wonder if this phenomenon may be due to the fact that women are emotional by nature, but here in Switzerland, it seems rather taboo to express emotion...
So perhaps Swiss women are all bottled-up inside, like little bombs waiting to go off? And/or perhaps they just need more and better sex?
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Re: Swiss German women.

Swiss women are stiff, have no sence of humor (especially sarcasm), obsessed with social rules such as arriving ON TIME to a party and keeping noise down after 10PM, bad dressers, non-drinkers and frown upon a foreign boyfriend who even gets slightly drunk at a party, will win every argument, they argue with logic and not emotion and remember EVERYTHING that was said/done the last 10 years, like to plan every weekend activites for the next two years without flexibility.

They also have big noses.

Have a good weekend yall!
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They also have big noses.

Have a good weekend yall!
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They don't have big noses.
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Old 10.06.2011, 15:04
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Swiss women are stiff, have no sence of humor (especially sarcasm), obsessed with social rules such as arriving ON TIME to a party and keeping noise down after 10PM, bad dressers, non-drinkers and frown upon a foreign boyfriend who even gets slightly drunk at a party, will win every argument, they argue with logic and not emotion and remember EVERYTHING that was said/done the last 10 years, like to plan every weekend activites for the next two years without flexibility.

They also have big noses.

Have a good weekend yall!
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Nice load of horse crap...
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Old 10.06.2011, 15:07
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Swiss women are stiff, have no sence of humor (especially sarcasm), obsessed with social rules such as arriving ON TIME to a party and keeping noise down after 10PM, bad dressers, non-drinkers and frown upon a foreign boyfriend who even gets slightly drunk at a party, will win every argument, they argue with logic and not emotion and remember EVERYTHING that was said/done the last 10 years, like to plan every weekend activites for the next two years without flexibility.

They also have big noses.

Have a good weekend yall!
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^^^...no wonder swedish girls like mexicans
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Old 10.06.2011, 15:16
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^^^...no wonder swedish girls like mexicans
That's great...and a wonderful deduction...but how did you manage to deduce that from the post ?
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Swiss women are stiff, have no sence of humor (especially sarcasm), obsessed with social rules such as arriving ON TIME to a party and keeping noise down after 10PM, bad dressers, non-drinkers and frown upon a foreign boyfriend who even gets slightly drunk at a party, will win every argument, they argue with logic and not emotion and remember EVERYTHING that was said/done the last 10 years, like to plan every weekend activites for the next two years without flexibility.

They also have big noses.

Have a good weekend yall!
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Try physical feck with them not brainfeck!
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