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Old 10.06.2011, 15:18
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That's great...and a wonderful deduction...but how did you manage to deduce that from the post ?


If swedish dudes manage to do this kind of observations.. well they must be turn offs for females in general, oder??
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Old 10.06.2011, 15:28
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Re: Swiss German women.

But in all seriousness, Swiss misses are lovely, they're just a bit hard to meet. They're not remotely as horrible as you make them to be.
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Old 10.06.2011, 15:35
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But in all seriousness, Swiss misses are lovely, they're just a bit hard to meet. They're not remotely as horrible as you make them to be.
Actually, most misses are lovely, and wonderful and great.
The trouble starts after they get married.
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Re: Swiss German women.

I think Swiss German women are best to date.

I was seeing one Swiss girl, it was just perfect, honestly too good to be true. She arrived in time, I came early. Did not have to make any small talk or useless conversation or crack jokes to make her laugh. Upon her arrival I notified her that the purpose of our meeting was to have sex and she said “Okay I have exactly 2 hours before I loose my sex drive” and I said “Well that’s more than enough honey, can you squeeze in doing my laundry during that time” and she replied with a smile “Not this time, Im not scheduled for that but next time specify it in the agenda of the meeting”

Then I suggested its about time we start to have sex and she said how I had scheduled it and was willing to negotiate. So I took out the diagram of an Internal Combustion Engine along with the Wikipedia page on Fluid Dynamics and explained how I would want her to perform. She said, she did not find it quite exciting, so I took out some pics from Kamasutra and did a quick copy/apste and edit merging the diagrams of the Engine and Kamasutra. She liked my academic and organized approach to the subject.

During action, she kept saying “Herr Wasted, wundervoll…. Herr Wasted … *CENSORED*” and was quite methodogical in her approach to the whole course of action.

Afterwards, she paid me half of the cost for the drinks and some snacks that I offered minus the round trip taxi fare, which in effect meant money out from my pocket. All in all we both agreed that it was a very nice and mutually beneficial endeavour.
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Old 10.06.2011, 15:36
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Swiss women ... and keeping noise down after 10PM
Where is the problem? That's what pillows were invented for...
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Old 10.06.2011, 15:42
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I think Swiss German women are best to date.

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During action, she kept saying “Herr Wasted, wundervoll…. Herr Wasted … *CENSORED*” and was quite methodogical in her approach to the whole course of action.
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Do you know the story of Polly Nomial and Curly Pi ?
Once upon a time pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix.
Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored these conditions on the ground that they were unnecessary, and made her way amongst the complex elements. Rows and columns enveloped her on both sides. Tangents approached her surface; she became tensor and tensor.......
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Old 10.06.2011, 15:52
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Do you know the story of Polly Nomial and Curly Pi ?
Once upon a time pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix.
Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored these conditions on the ground that they were unnecessary, and made her way amongst the complex elements. Rows and columns enveloped her on both sides. Tangents approached her surface; she became tensor and tensor.......
So Polly got it good then I assume ?
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Old 10.06.2011, 15:59
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So Polly got it good then I assume ?
they went through all Runge-Kutta compendium
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Old 10.06.2011, 16:02
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Re: Swiss German women.

do you know the story of Bi Nomial.....she was very confused



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Do you know the story of Polly Nomial and Curly Pi ?
Once upon a time pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix.
Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored these conditions on the ground that they were unnecessary, and made her way amongst the complex elements. Rows and columns enveloped her on both sides. Tangents approached her surface; she became tensor and tensor.......
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Re: Swiss German women.

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Do you know the story of Polly Nomial and Curly Pi ?
Once upon a time pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix.
Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored these conditions on the ground that they were unnecessary, and made her way amongst the complex elements. Rows and columns enveloped her on both sides. Tangents approached her surface; she became tensor and tensor.......
You mean something like File > Open > Spreadsheets > Access > Insert > Show Gridlines > Find & Select > Merge & Center > Wrap Text ???

Naah dude, I can come up with better crap than that myself

BTW, You got more Thanks for some excerpt from some website and I got less for my original post. How does that work??!? Atleast before I used to get Groans and Red cards, now I feel so unwanted!

On another note, was talking to a German friend and somehow the conversation drifted towards “friends with benefits” and she said “I guess its ok if both sides agree to it” and I replied “You mean if both parties carry on the affair with mutual consent?” The good thing was she got the joke and started giggling. So theres still hope for Germans!
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Old 10.06.2011, 16:29
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On another note, was talking to a German friend and somehow the conversation drifted towards “friends with benefits” and she said “I guess its ok if both sides agree to it” and I replied “You mean if both parties carry on the affair with mutual consent?” The good thing was she got the joke and started giggling. So theres still hope for Germans!
it's not funny....so even if it's original (no doubt this kind of crap can only originate from you) people do not seem to want to thank you for that.
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Old 10.06.2011, 16:39
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On another note, was talking to a German friend and somehow the conversation drifted towards “friends with benefits” and she said “I guess its ok if both sides agree to it” and I replied “You mean if both parties carry on the affair with mutual consent?” The good thing was she got the joke and started giggling. So theres still hope for Germans!
As it so often does ...
And thanks for giving me hope!!
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Old 10.06.2011, 17:00
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I just wanted to ask and Expats that have Swiss german female partners. Who wears the pants in the relationship and is it common for them not to really budge once a decision is made.. (even if its the wrong decision)..
This goes for Swiss men too. By rethinking a decision, one has admitted to making a mistake. The Swiss do not admit to making mistakes. All others can make mistakes, but not the Swiss. They are far too superior for that.

Despite this flaw, I still like my fellow Swiss.
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it's not funny....so even if it's original (no doubt this kind of crap can only originate from you) people do not seem to want to thank you for that.
You iz such a wicked wicked man, you haz hurt my feelings

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Old 10.06.2011, 17:20
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This goes for Swiss men too. By rethinking a decision, one has admitted to making a mistake. The Swiss do not admit to making mistakes. All others can make mistakes, but not the Swiss. They are far too superior for that.

Despite this flaw, I still like my fellow Swiss.
We wouldn't be Swiss if we made mistakes now, would we?
After all, we're Swiss for a reason.
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Old 10.06.2011, 17:28
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All others can make mistakes, but not the Swiss. .
So I guess there are no Swiss scientists because you would have to be right all of the time and no one manages that.
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Old 10.06.2011, 17:33
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So I guess there are no Swiss scientists because you would have to be right all of the time and no one manages that.
Well, I'd be willing to bet there are more Swiss alphornists than Swiss scientists.
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Old 10.06.2011, 17:42
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Well, I'd be willing to bet there are more Swiss alphornists than Swiss scientists.
I've got quite a horn to sport myself if I may say so.
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Well, I'd be willing to bet there are more Swiss alphornists than Swiss scientists.
There isint much of a difference between the 2. One blows the other sucks.
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So I guess there are no Swiss scientists because you would have to be right all of the time and no one manages that.
My old man is a Swiss scientist and his favourite remark is:
'I'm always right, and the only time I was wrong was when I knew I was wrong'
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