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Re: Where are the decent/smart/fun/single girls in this country?

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Old 12.07.2011, 11:05
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When you are looking for a girl in the same way others look for the specs in a car, you will invariably be disappointed... What will make you happy in life with her? The fact that your friends envy you for your girl? Because that's what it sounds like, you want a trophy wife...

And 5'9" is only 1.76, my dear. You need a bit more personality to carry that height...


Actually I think if you look at women like cars you will invariably be fairly content with what you get: (here is my list)
  • Second hand as I can't afford new ones and they tend to cost a bomb and depreciate too quickly.
  • Not too much mileage as it tends to cause the car to age and require a lot of upkeep, full service history is a must so you know what's been done to it and what not.
  • One lady owners are preferable as they tend to have been treated with care and won't be too much hassle and you will be practically getting a fairly new car for half the price.
  • A fairly economical car that doesn't suck the blood out of your wallet, should be able to do 8L to 100km but with a racing mode so that should give a bit of umph when needed.
  • Cabrio is good so the top comes off in the summer months, and heating for that warm and cosey feeling inside for the winter months...
I can think of a few characteristics for a mistress too...

Ok I'll stop now

Do you think I can find my partner in
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Old 12.07.2011, 11:05
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You can have 3 out of 4.

That's an easy one....

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Old 12.07.2011, 11:09
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When you are looking for a girl in the same way others look for the specs in a car, you will invariably be disappointed...

I like my car with the top down.....check

I like my car full of gas................ehrrm, I don't like this analogy anymore.
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Re: Where are the decent/smart/fun/single girls in this country?

Oh man, I was gone for a few days and I missed this wonderful thread!!!

Too bad I am a smoker and I have a definite preference for German men otherwise there could be some potential there

Good luck with your quest!
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Re: Where are the decent/smart/fun/single girls in this country?

Aint nobody meeting nobody in CH unless you speak the language.
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Aint nobody meeting nobody in CH unless you speak the language.
Does that include the language of luurve?
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This was purely from a maths standpoint, darling. Hence the personality statement Like I said - it's not that you are short, it's that I am freaking tall

IBD - I'm not looking for a boyfriend though, am I? But either way, I stand by my smart, funny, charming, honest, fit and earns more money than me and is better at managing finances (this is not hard) as an absolute minimum.
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If anyone needs me, I'll be in my Swiss nuclear bunker....
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Old 12.07.2011, 11:25
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This was purely from a maths standpoint, darling. Hence the personality statement Like I said - it's not that you are short, it's that I am freaking tall
Stop giving the boy a hard time and just go with it

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Old 12.07.2011, 11:30
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If she (below) can do it, you can do it too
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Which would be a valid point if the OP was open to a girl who was less than perfect! Shortarse
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Old 12.07.2011, 11:34
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(although the 'stash has to go, can't deal with a women who can grow more facial hair than me)
How can a person possibly have less facial hair than you, laddie? Shaved eye-brows?
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Re: Where are the decent/smart/fun/single girls in this country?

And Ouchboy is better looking than the French gnome... However - I guess you should not play with people who matter, and Ouchboy matters. But let's get back to Miracleboy, who is looking for what we call the "eierlegende Wollmilchsau", i.e. "the egg-laying woolly milking sow".
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Old 12.07.2011, 11:37
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When you are looking for a girl in the same way others look for the specs in a car, you will invariably be disappointed...
That's why I prefer to choose them like my motorcycles:

Two big jugs, preferably from northern Italy, slim, temperamental, a good ride, fast but not easy, only drinks heavily on occasion, smoking is ok but not too much, screams when you twist the throttle at full whack...

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Which would be a valid point if the OP was open to a girl who was less than perfect! Shortarse
point taken
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How can a person possibly have less facial hair than you, laddie? Shaved eye-brows?

yeah--it's a tough attribute to live up to, but there are quite a few wonders of modern science to help the ladies tend to the weeds. A few electrolysis sittings usually does the trick.
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point taken
You are totally ruining our fun by being a good sport, man!
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That's why I prefer to choose them like my motorcycles:

Two big jugs, preferably from northern Italy, slim, temperamental, a good ride, fast but not easy, only drinks heavily on occasion, smoking is ok but not too much, screams when you twist the throttle at full whack...

Tom
But aren't you riding Ducatis? So you forgot something: Most of the time broke and no way to make them work...
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But aren't you riding Ducatis? So you forgot something: Most of the time broke and no way to make them work...
No, almost never broke, but I do maintain them myself!

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Re: Where are the decent/smart/fun/single girls in this country?

I am what you are looking for... until the ''single'' part.
Good to know that someone knows the difference between smart and intelligent.
Keep searching!
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