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Old 29.07.2011, 19:33
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Touché Ma'am and raise you a thousand..... this is a dude thread, just sit back and enjoy the guys fumbling around with their emotions and subtle-free tactics And anyway, the correct term is "a happy moan" not a groan.
"happy moans" and "groans" are interchangable--just depends on whether she remembers the 'safety word' or not.
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Old 29.07.2011, 19:34
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Touché Ma'am and raise you a thousand..... this is a dude thread, just sit back and enjoy the guys fumbling around with their emotions and subtle-free tactics And anyway, the correct term is "a happy moan" not a groan.
And from what experience I've gathered, telling a man you enjoy sex, especially spontaneous, rolling on the floor uninhibitedly, full of love and joy sex, will certainly "raise" their attention. Just be choosy who you say this to.
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Come on DB, show you are a man and come ans say this

RIGHT HERE (you won't you big woos).

some of us are quite nice really. Ask my old man, we've been together for 41 years, and he's survived.
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Old 29.07.2011, 19:48
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Are you a woman????
Yes...not obvious?
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Old 29.07.2011, 19:50
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i believe that zurich girls are in fact robots (like in stepford wives) and so am now avoiding them where possible.
HEY, my (Ticinese) girlfriend is from Zurich (well, on paper anyway, though that's probably where her "everything must always be super clean" mentality comes from). OK, from out in the boonies (Fischenthal), and no member of her immediate family has lived there in over 120 years or so, but she's still FROM Zurich!

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P.S. Ironically, my Heimatort is 15km from hers, but in a different canton!
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Old 29.07.2011, 19:51
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Re: Single for a year now - close to giving up!

.......

tis nice to be married and not worry about how the happy moans or groans or whatever.. will be considered
The secret is making sure the other remains interested, reinventing the relationship, surprising, enticing and keep him guessing.
A man should never be 100% convinced that he's caught you.
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telling a man you enjoy sex
You can't just tell him, you have to MEAN it as well!

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Old 29.07.2011, 19:53
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And from what experience I've gathered, telling a man you enjoy sex, especially spontaneous, rolling on the floor uninhibitedly, full of love and joy sex, ...... and with girls tooo ......will certainly "raise" their attention. Just be choosy who you say this to.

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Old 29.07.2011, 19:59
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or LOL cats?
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Old 29.07.2011, 20:00
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or LOL cats?
girls first, lolcats later..
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And from what experience I've gathered, telling a man you enjoy sex, especially spontaneous, rolling on the floor uninhibitedly, full of love and joy sex, will certainly "raise" their attention. Just be choosy who you say this to.
If this is what they tell me twice i keep them in my backup list
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Old 29.07.2011, 20:01
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Re: Single for a year now - close to giving up!

The truth of the matter really, is that most Swiss people meet their Swiss partners in one of two ways:

- they have friends in common, usually from as far back as kindergarten
- they meet at work

Most of the happy ones I know who are in relationships met their partners in option number 1. The society here is smaller and more closed, especially in towns and villages ( I am not talking about Zürich here but the outskirts of..) - it is hard to break into a clique that has known each other since diaper days. They are also rather hesitant with foreigners, not because they are being mean, but think back to your school days, when you had all you friends and a new kid showed up, say one who was from a different town or perhaps spoke with a funny accent. Acceptance takes a while. The Swiss are not a gregarious, terrifyingly friendly race like, say the Australians. Everything here works in a more conservative manner. Your best bet is to latch on to some people at work and get them to introduce you around to their crowd.

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"--just depends on whether she remembers the 'safety word' or not.
Ok... let me step out of my ol'lady persona and ask you what the "safety word" is ?
And I'm sure I'm soon to be sorry I asked
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Old 29.07.2011, 20:03
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Ok... let me step out of my ol'lady persona and ask you what the "safety word" is ?
And I'm sure I'm soon to be sorry I asked
If you don't know, you probably don't want to know!

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Old 29.07.2011, 20:05
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If you don't know, you are probably not in a position to find out!

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or perhaps you don't know either?
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Old 29.07.2011, 20:10
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Ok... let me step out of my ol'lady persona and ask you what the "safety word" is ?
And I'm sure I'm soon to be sorry I asked
Being single and having no options, I actually don't have a 'safety word' at the moment.

If you're interested in the last 'safety word' I used, you would also be dissapointed. Yeah, I'm all talk, no action.
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Old 29.07.2011, 20:11
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or perhaps you don't know either?
It starts with a "B"!

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Old 29.07.2011, 20:34
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The truth of the matter really, is that most Swiss people meet their Swiss partners in one of two ways:

- they have friends in common, usually from as far back as kindergarten
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I guess the OP needs a Biggie Shorty

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Old 29.07.2011, 20:35
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Single for a year now - close to giving up!
Dude i give u a simple formula of dating in Switzerland.

Man (handsome, job, living alone) = cute swiss girl
Man (average, job, living alone) = average swiss girl
Man (handsome, jobless) = average swiss girl
Man (fat, ugly, job) = below average swiss girl
Man (fat, ugly, jobless) = buy your ticket and go home

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Old 29.07.2011, 21:06
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Re: Single for a year now - close to giving up!

From the excellent urban dictionary:

safety word: a word used in conjunction with s&m, consensual torture, bondage, etc - so that when you say "no" or "stop" in the heat of the moment, the other person can disregard it - the safety word is the serious-i-mean-it-now time-to-stop word. usually something ridiculus like Alabama.

"Why did Jesus die on the cross? Because he forgot his safety word."

I didn't know either...

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