So are you the person who owns a small white N reg van and was driving around Basel last night.....?

FFS man sort it out, either you

• were pissed
• lost your glasses
• reading,eating,brushing your teeth at the same time
• your L plates fell off
• or just piss poor at driving

your standard of driving was horrific, you went thru red lights, stopped in the middle of junctions, driving at 25kmh, weaving across the road then drive in bus lanes... green at traffic lights means go, not wait 20 seconds then go, i nearly got out my car to see if you had died or just decided to park there.

oh and your brake lights and tail lights dont work either.



rant over

but i did manage to drive on the correct side of the road though?

just about.. if the middle counts?

White Van Man strikes again!!

I imagine if you had got out to see if the driver was OK you would have found Mr Bean, with a map of Kent, trying to find his way to Leeds Castle!

Just be warned - I'll be in London at the start of November with my FO huge minibus.

It is 14 years old - and if you're asking - I'll always be in the right lane