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Medea Fleecestealer 26.02.2016 11:04

Sort of Friday thread
 
Picked this up off The Local.de when looking at something else.

http://www.thelocal.de/20160224/man-...cucumber-dildo

You'd laugh if it wasn't so sad. Tragic ending to a bit of fun on the side.

Captain Greybeard 26.02.2016 14:19

Re: Sort of Friday thread
 
Sorry Medea, you're too late. This week's Friday thread was opened last night after Wolli beat up several women in downtown Zurich.

JagWaugh 26.02.2016 14:23

Re: Sort of Friday thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Medea Fleecestealer (Post 2544475)
Picked this up off The Local.de when looking at something else.

http://www.thelocal.de/20160224/man-...cucumber-dildo

You'd laugh if it wasn't so sad. Tragic ending to a bit of fun on the side.



So it IS true.... smoking kills!

pilatus1 26.02.2016 14:26

Re: Sort of Friday thread
 
tragically, it seems she bit off more than she could chew...

JagWaugh 26.02.2016 14:27

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pilatus1 (Post 2544642)
tragically, it seems she bit off more than she could chew...

I wonder what she thought of being a vegetarian in the last few moments.

VFR on top 26.02.2016 14:29

Re: Sort of Friday thread
 
A hard zucchini is good to find.

(Or something like that...)

pilatus1 26.02.2016 14:33

Re: Sort of Friday thread
 
I don't buy the guy's story.

who starts cooking a steak for the dog in the middle of some weird veggie porn scene, then shoves a cucumber in his lover's mouth, goes back to check on the steak, then decides to pop out for a smoke?

He must be lying - the steak was for himself.

JagWaugh 26.02.2016 14:46

Re: Sort of Friday thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pilatus1 (Post 2544655)
who starts cooking a steak for the dog in the middle of some weird veggie porn scene, then shoves a cucumber in his lover's mouth, goes back to check on the steak, then decides to pop out for a smoke?


Never heard of ADHD?

Medea Fleecestealer 26.02.2016 14:50

Re: Sort of Friday thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Greybeard (Post 2544634)
Sorry Medea, you're too late. This week's Friday thread was opened last night after Wolli beat up several women in downtown Zurich.

Yes, I saw that one earlier Captain Greybread. But this was just so bizarre it practically begged to be posted - and given it was a Friday too ... :)

You can always consider it as next Friday's thread - just posted a little bit early. ;)


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