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Old 26.02.2016, 11:04
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Sort of Friday thread

Picked this up off The Local.de when looking at something else.

http://www.thelocal.de/20160224/man-...cucumber-dildo

You'd laugh if it wasn't so sad. Tragic ending to a bit of fun on the side.
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Old 26.02.2016, 14:19
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Re: Sort of Friday thread

Sorry Medea, you're too late. This week's Friday thread was opened last night after Wolli beat up several women in downtown Zurich.
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Old 26.02.2016, 14:23
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Picked this up off The Local.de when looking at something else.

http://www.thelocal.de/20160224/man-...cucumber-dildo

You'd laugh if it wasn't so sad. Tragic ending to a bit of fun on the side.


So it IS true.... smoking kills!
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Old 26.02.2016, 14:26
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Re: Sort of Friday thread

tragically, it seems she bit off more than she could chew...
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Old 26.02.2016, 14:27
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tragically, it seems she bit off more than she could chew...
I wonder what she thought of being a vegetarian in the last few moments.

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Old 26.02.2016, 14:29
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Re: Sort of Friday thread

A hard zucchini is good to find.

(Or something like that...)
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Old 26.02.2016, 14:33
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Re: Sort of Friday thread

I don't buy the guy's story.

who starts cooking a steak for the dog in the middle of some weird veggie porn scene, then shoves a cucumber in his lover's mouth, goes back to check on the steak, then decides to pop out for a smoke?

He must be lying - the steak was for himself.
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Old 26.02.2016, 14:46
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who starts cooking a steak for the dog in the middle of some weird veggie porn scene, then shoves a cucumber in his lover's mouth, goes back to check on the steak, then decides to pop out for a smoke?

Never heard of ADHD?
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Sorry Medea, you're too late. This week's Friday thread was opened last night after Wolli beat up several women in downtown Zurich.
Yes, I saw that one earlier Captain Greybread. But this was just so bizarre it practically begged to be posted - and given it was a Friday too ...

You can always consider it as next Friday's thread - just posted a little bit early.
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