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Old 17.02.2019, 21:53
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I did get drunk and overly verbose and sent a pic he’d been begging for, that was 3 days ago. So I’m probably just an idiot!
Maybe he didn’t like the “shape” of whatever body part picture you sent him. Just saying...
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Old 17.02.2019, 22:08
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Does it matter? As much as "the size doesn't matter"?
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Old 17.02.2019, 22:33
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Confusion .. Yes .. I can hardly follow what happened.

OP was coming to Zurich for work?
Goes on tinder and finds some local guy for a bit virtual shagging - with a view to switching from virtual to reality on arrival in Zurich..
Are we good so far?

OP Arrives in Zurich and after a few glasses of wine and some cheese, she send a photo of her vag to the swiss guy.. ?

Now its radio silence and OP wants to know - wait and see if swiss guy gets over the shock of the vag pic .. or jump back onto tinder and find somebody else?
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Old 17.02.2019, 22:41
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Does it matter? As much as "the size doesn't matter"?
Matters enough for him to give her the “cold shoulder”... anyway just an idea he could also have found someone else on Tinder...

Looks like our OP got a bit more “attached” than she should.
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Old 17.02.2019, 22:44
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Matters enough for him to give her the “cold shoulder”... anyway just an idea he could also have found someone else on Tinder...

Looks like our OP got a bit more “attached” than she should.
Looks like he would use any pretext, actually, innit...
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Old 17.02.2019, 22:55
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Looks like he would use any pretext, actually, innit...
Yes like “she came on too strong”

The things people do for, erm, a quick “fix” are very amusing... but it clearly bothers the OP enough for her to come on here and post about it.

Cry for help? Or are we just being trolled?
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Old 17.02.2019, 23:00
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People brag all sorts of way...

Coming on too strong is a weird myth. People have different rhythms. Some walk it, some sprint, others fly through while letting few chosen ones to catch on.
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42 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought Tinder was for the youngsters? Maybe that was the issue.

At 42, everyone is past their prime.

No offence taken.
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Old 17.02.2019, 23:21
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Indeed. You can just check yourself in for some weird kinky more than heavy petting in a nursing home.
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Old 18.02.2019, 01:40
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Re: Tinder Confusion!

Thank you lovely people! A clear head and a few days laughing my ass off at myself (forums never let you down for a bit of a piss-take where needed) have reminded me that...


I should drink more tea and less whisky on work trips.


I should learn how to type proper-like when chosing a forum login.
Clearly the levels of frustration were too much even for a spellchecker.


Using phrases that you only find on the walls in public baths does have conflicting age indications.



Despite taking precautions and thinking I was smarter than I am, i forgot that the internet is always a trap.


I need help getting back 150CHF from an african prince who needed a loan to come visit me.



You should always google image search in a stalker manner before sending pics of your tits to men/women/bots on the internet.



Makes me wonder if I should warn the person who imaged searched back (well at least from the headshot) that they have a tinder profile as well as a linkedIn one ... I did have to dig a bit, but hey, I had time on my hands!
I've not google imaged searched the rest of the body parts I recieved yet... I did get way way more than I received.
If anyone needs to top up their sausage folder I'm happy to share!


Suffice to say, I did well to be schooled by (probably a bored data miner or millenial) using the latest advances on the Eliza bot.

And if I didn't and did just scare someome to death by actually turning up around 750km closer than they thought I was and they are real and not a composite, I know where they work now and again, I won way better pixels than they did.
Next work trip, anyone want to meet up and sit outside a random office and see who I can scare?
You'll need to bring the newspapers with the eye holes cut out, I'll be wearing a tshirt with pixellated tits on the front and a kick me sign on the back.
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Old 18.02.2019, 01:44
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Jeez! Are you for real, or 16 and starstruck?
And yes, real and very very sadly I was quite drunk and lonely.

I wouldn't be 16 again if you paid me.

Even young girls of 42 have been know to be starstruck by being shown rather reasonable pictures of flesh.
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Old 18.02.2019, 02:10
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Re: Tinder Confusion!

John_H - you do appear to have cottoned on to the circumstance.


Fish Paste - the kids all moved to IRC from tinder, I heard they actually go out and socialise these days too.

- vibrate only works on my phone if someone actually causes notifications to occur.

MusicChick - I at least had enough common sense not to give out my actual location, home or abroad. A lot easier to do since the nunnery burnt down mysteriously 2 weeks ago. But have put it behind me



Sometimes a moment of crisis into a random forum helps more than just calling someone and asking if they think you're still mad, which they often tell you they are when you wake them up to ask them.
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Old 18.02.2019, 20:20
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Heavy petting...on whatsapp?

I'm confused.
Me too, what's WhatsApp?
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Old 18.02.2019, 21:37
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People brag all sorts of way...

Coming on too strong is a weird myth. People have different rhythms. Some walk it, some sprint, others fly through while letting few chosen ones to catch on.
And others never realize that there was something going on at all.
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Old 19.02.2019, 02:49
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And others never realize that there was something going on at all.

I guess people do accidentally take pictures of their dick and send it to others over chat ....
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Re: Tinder Confusion!

So anyone silently (or loudly) being amused I'll let you have an update.

... the tinderbots wife was taken ill ...

With obvious concern for this, I immediately forgave him and stripped off ready for round two.
( o Y o )
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Old 19.02.2019, 11:02
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42? seriously? Good grief...
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Old 19.02.2019, 11:25
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So anyone silently (or loudly) being amused I'll let you have an update.

... the tinderbots wife was taken ill ...

With obvious concern for this, I immediately forgave him and stripped off ready for round two.
( o Y o )
You two deserve each other. Good luck
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Old 19.02.2019, 11:44
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Heavy petting...on whatsapp?

I'm confused.
this thread needs pictures
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Old 19.02.2019, 11:46
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42? seriously? Good grief...
I thought the 42 was a reference to Douglas Adams.
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