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06.09.2021, 18:13
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| | Re: I am NOT deleting my account | Quote: | |  | | | 31 x 24 hrs mate, around 2,678,400+ seconds  | | | | | Yes, actually I noticed just the other day that you brazenly overran your absence. "Alpabzug" with your goats successfully pulled off?
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07.09.2021, 09:46
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| | Re: I am NOT deleting my account
This reminded me of another thread, where the OP stated they were deleting their account, I had a peek at the thread and it turns out the OP was online yesterday.
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07.09.2021, 10:12
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| | Re: I am NOT deleting my account | Quote: | |  | | | This reminded me of another thread, where the OP stated they were deleting their account, I had a peek at the thread and it turns out the OP was online yesterday. | | | | |
This thread was a friendly piss take of that other thread | The following 3 users would like to thank Talk to you later for this useful post: | | 
07.09.2021, 11:04
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| | Re: I am NOT deleting my account | Quote: | |  | | | This thread was a friendly piss take of that other thread  | | | | | Yeah cool . But where were you all this time?
You just think you can walk out the door, leave a parallel antonym thread and that's it?
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07.09.2021, 13:28
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| | Re: I am NOT deleting my account | Quote: | |  | | | This reminded me of another thread, where the OP stated they were deleting their account, I had a peek at the thread and it turns out the OP was online yesterday. | | | | | Interesting. When I checked a few weeks ago he had been online in (very) late July.
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07.09.2021, 13:32
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| | Re: I am NOT deleting my account | Quote: | |  | | | You just think you can walk out the door, leave a parallel antonym thread and that's it?
The least would be to say where you went how it was and ask to join the club again  | | | | | Maybe he's been visiting Afghanistan? Checking on his goats there?
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A ventriloquist is visiting Afghanistan.
One day he walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the villager "can I talk to your dog?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Villager: **look of extreme shock**
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" **pointing at the villager**
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: **look of utter disbelief**
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: **absolutely dumbfounded**
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" **pointing at the villager**
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: **total look of amazement**
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your goat?"
Villager: **panic intensifies** "The goat's a liar!"
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07.09.2021, 13:40
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| | Re: I am NOT deleting my account | Quote: | |  | | | Interesting. When I checked a few weeks ago he had been online in (very) late July. | | | | | He had some issues with leaving organizations. This was very obvious in the Brexit thread | The following 3 users would like to thank k_and_e for this useful post: | | 
07.09.2021, 13:40
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07.09.2021, 14:07
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| | Re: I am NOT deleting my account | Quote: | |  | | | Maybe he's been visiting Afghanistan? Checking on his goats there?
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A ventriloquist is visiting Afghanistan.
One day he walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the villager "can I talk to your dog?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Villager: **look of extreme shock**
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" **pointing at the villager**
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: **look of utter disbelief** | | | | |       this is such an Oz humour  )))))
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07.09.2021, 15:00
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| | Re: I am NOT deleting my account | Quote: | |  | | | Maybe he's been visiting Afghanistan? Checking on his goats there? | | | | | Well, someone had to rescue the poor goats! | The following 2 users would like to thank Talk to you later for this useful post: | | 
07.09.2021, 15:07
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| | Re: I am NOT deleting my account | Quote: | |  | | | This reminded me of another thread, where the OP stated they were deleting their account, I had a peek at the thread and it turns out the OP was online yesterday. | | | | | Who?
The flounce shinenigans are hilarious. | Quote: | |  | | | Yeah cool . But where were you all this time?
You just think you can walk out the door, leave a parallel antonym thread and that's it?
The least would be to say where you went how it was and ask to join the club again  | | | | | You crack me up, FD
I hope you make it to another event. | Quote: | |  | | | Well, someone had to rescue the poor goats!  | | | | | Are you brushin' their chomps with electric tooth-brushes?
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07.09.2021, 16:24
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| | Re: I am NOT deleting my account | Quote: | |  | | | Well, someone had to rescue the poor goats!  | | | | | | Quote: | |  | | | Are you brushin' their chomps with electric tooth-brushes? | | | | | Please stay on topic, this belongs to this thread | This user would like to thank Urs Max for this useful post: | | 
07.09.2021, 16:38
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| | Re: I am NOT deleting my account | Quote: | |  | | | | | | | | You sure? Noooo. "TTYL's electric toothbrush aka gum killer" thread too. 50%.
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08.09.2021, 01:15
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| | Re: I am NOT deleting my account | Quote: | |  | | | You sure? Noooo. "TTYL's electric toothbrush aka gum killer" thread too. 50%. | | | | | Ok, a fair compromise. You seem quite swissified | The following 2 users would like to thank Urs Max for this useful post: | | 
08.09.2021, 11:25
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| | Re: I am NOT deleting my account | Quote: | |  | | | FD I hope you make it to another event | | | | | haahah   I'm usually very shy and wear a mask and hide under the table
And I'm always giving promises like "I won't get political - I promise" ...
Someone mentiones masks/covid//... Then 3 drinks later, me: | The following 2 users would like to thank FairDinkum for this useful post: | | 
08.09.2021, 11:48
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| | Re: I am NOT deleting my account | Quote: | |  | | | Ok, a fair compromise. You seem quite swissified  | | | | | Bohemianized   and fondue-ed. Which is not to be confused with fondled. | Quote: | |  | | | haahah I'm usually very shy and wear a mask and hide under the table 
And I'm always giving promises like "I won't get political - I promise" ...
Someone mentiones masks/covid//... Then 3 drinks later, me:    | | | | | Everythin's political. So - the moral of the story - have 2 drinks? They had this weird large orange apple beer the dudes were chugging last time
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