Yes, actually I noticed just the other day that you brazenly overran your absence. "Alpabzug" with your goats successfully pulled off?

This reminded me of another thread, where the OP stated they were deleting their account, I had a peek at the thread and it turns out the OP was online yesterday.

This thread was a friendly piss take of that other thread

Yeah cool . But where were you all this time?

You just think you can walk out the door, leave a parallel antonym thread and that's it?
The least would be to say where you went how it was and ask to join the club again

Interesting. When I checked a few weeks ago he had been online in (very) late July.

Maybe he's been visiting Afghanistan? Checking on his goats there?

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A ventriloquist is visiting Afghanistan.
One day he walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the villager "can I talk to your dog?"

Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Villager: **look of extreme shock**
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" **pointing at the villager**
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: **look of utter disbelief**

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: **absolutely dumbfounded**
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" **pointing at the villager**
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: **total look of amazement**

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your goat?"
Villager: **panic intensifies** "The goat's a liar!"

He had some issues with leaving organizations. This was very obvious in the Brexit thread

this is such an Oz humour )))))

Well, someone had to rescue the poor goats!

Who?

The flounce shinenigans are hilarious.

You crack me up, FD

I hope you make it to another event.

Are you brushin' their chomps with electric tooth-brushes?

Please stay on topic, this belongs to this thread

You sure? Noooo. "TTYL's electric toothbrush aka gum killer" thread too. 50%.

Ok, a fair compromise. You seem quite swissified

haahah I'm usually very shy and wear a mask and hide under the table

And I'm always giving promises like "I won't get political - I promise" ...

Someone mentiones masks/covid//... Then 3 drinks later, me:

Bohemianized and fondue-ed. Which is not to be confused with fondled.

Everythin's political. So - the moral of the story - have 2 drinks? They had this weird large orange apple beer the dudes were chugging last time