Today's tip:
"Check calendar before attending meetings"
My work place is/was having a big bash today, 2 bands and tons of food. I was soooo looking forward to going to it until I found out I had an important meeting to attend at 7pm

Last week I informed the organizer of the party that unfortunately I wouldn't be able to attend because of this meeting.
So here I am today, busy out in the garden when I noticed the clock and thought I'd better get my butt in gear if I want to get to that meeting in time! I then took 1
very fast shower, dressed and ran out the door in less than 15 minutes which would still make me a few minutes late for the meeting. I parked my car and leaped out racing towards the meeting room. When I got there I saw the door closed and knew the second I opened that door there would be about 2 dozen faces giving me that long, cold and quiet stare of displeasure..
I threw the doors open and..... empty.. huh..?!?! Did they move the meeting, is it being held later, what's going on, am I going crazy...?!
I asked a kind woman I saw downstairs where's the meeting at.. She slowly got a big grin on her face, leaned towards me and in a soft gentle voice said..
Today's the 20th of May.. your meeting is scheduled for
next Wednesday the
27th...!!