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Old 22.01.2011, 19:45
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My stinky dog and other funny stories

Life in my house example # 1

So today I (Mom )found out why my dog stinks. Bad. For days now she's been walk farting all over my house. Mom was very confused because we haven't changed her diet or the dog food she's been eating. So what the h is going on here?! Then Mom catches my 10 year old son scraping his scrambled eggs in the dog's bowl when Mom wasn't watching. So this is how the conversation went.

Mom ( me )----How long have you been giving him eggs?
Kid ---- Since last week, she likes it.
Mom----Well, she also likes cat turd but we don't feed it to him!!
Kid----We don't ? Oh.....

Mom goes to throw up.

Example # 2

Mom lights scented candle (reason previously mentioned) and leaves it on the fireplace mantle. Teenage son walks by, accidentally tips candle over . Wax is dripping onto Stinky Dog's fur, Mom is screaming. Teenage son goes ice skating with friends.

Example # 3

Mom is finally cooking dinner (fried chicken ) when Grumpy Cat jumps onto counter/stove. Cat's tail starts on fire. Mom throws cat into sink full of water and dishes. Cat hates Mom.

Mom wants to go to bed early.
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Old 22.01.2011, 20:40
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All in a day of a mum!

Cheers for the laugh.
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Oh it's far from over yet. Mom is still waiting for ice skating hooligan to come home

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Re: My stinky dog and other funny stories

Our dog just stinks, period.
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Old 22.01.2011, 21:07
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Re: My stinky dog and other funny stories

One of my dogs started stinking to high heaven - it was only after spying on him in the garden that I realised that he was eating an extra meal of snails every day
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Old 22.01.2011, 23:35
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Re: My stinky dog and other funny stories

Oh, I remember my dog eating those disgusting slugs this past fall! My garden was full of them, and she, being a slightly mentally challenged dog ( me thinks her parents were brother and sister) thought these gross creatures would make a delicious snack.
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Oh, Janite, your dog could become fast friends with our dog. Our furry housemate thinks sticks thrown for her are for snacking on, not to bring back to us. After eating rotting fruit from under a tree, she'd come home and fart about the flat. Tell her something she disagrees with and she'd sit down and go peeeeet! Saves the effort/trouble of talking back, methinks.


P.S. Thank Dog though she does not think slugs and snails are gourmet food.
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Re: My stinky dog and other funny stories

Thanks Janite for the laugh !!

Reminds me of my lab.... he used to lie under my bed on a really soft fluffy rug, fast asleep, making cute puppy noises as he dreamed, with his rump stickin' out just a bit (at the level of the pillow when laying down) and pass gas.. deadly silent puppy farts.
The smell would wake me up !!
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Re: My stinky dog and other funny stories

I know exactly how you feel Sky! Midnight would gently push our bedroom door open in the middle of the night and sneak in. I don't know how many times I awoke to my hubs yelling " What the @*%^& !!!! It smells like a turd rolled in burnt hair!! Then we find the dog hiding under the bed.
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Reminds me of my lab.... he used to lie under my bed on a really soft fluffy rug, fast asleep, making cute puppy noises as he dreamed, with his rump stickin' out just a bit (at the level of the pillow when laying down) and pass gas.. deadly silent puppy farts.
The smell would wake me up !!
Reminds me of a common joke between my OH and me: "If it wasn't you, I guess it must have been the dog."
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P.S. Thank Dog though she does not think slugs and snails are gourmet food.
With her fancy taste for snail, she could be very popular with the Frenchies! Maybe she is french?
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With her fancy taste for snail, she could be very popular with the Frenchies! Maybe she is french?
No, she does NOT like them. She's Swiss-German, by the way.
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Re: My stinky dog and other funny stories

Ha ha that is really funny .
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Re: My stinky dog and other funny stories

mt dog used to do a drive-through at the cat litter. It is amazing how cat litter would stick to the darn dog's bottom lip and give the game away.

and she'd like to "kiss" you after her illicit snack...
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Re: My stinky dog and other funny stories

Hahaha that's funny! I used to let Midnight snuggle her nose up close to my face too until I caught her eating poop out of the cat litter box. I'd yell at her to stop and she'd look at me with "what? what did I do ?" look on her face. And Grumpy Cat would have this smug expression on her face......
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