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Old 01.04.2011, 16:40
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Re: Things Dogs Like

They seem to love the ass-drag thingy. Very undignified.

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Old 01.04.2011, 16:41
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...rolling in whatever that sh*t is in the fields here.
Generally dead sheep. At least that's what my Mum's boxer used to do.
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Old 01.04.2011, 16:41
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They seem to love the ass-drag thingy. Very undignified.

You really want me to resurrect the anal gland thread?
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Old 01.04.2011, 16:42
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Re: Things Dogs Like

Bikers. .........
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Old 01.04.2011, 16:44
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Sniffing other dogs balls
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not just dogs
Not just balls.


Q: Why do dogs lick their own genitals?

A: Because they can.

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Old 01.04.2011, 16:48
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Re: Things Dogs Like

barking at passing caravans.
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Old 01.04.2011, 16:50
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They seem to love the ass-drag thingy. Very undignified.

This is when their glands need to be clean...
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Old 01.04.2011, 16:52
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You really want me to resurrect the anal gland thread?
Oups, I did it again!
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Old 01.04.2011, 17:04
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Oups, I did it again!
Lulu sends her regards and I would like to thank Nil for her offer of expressing Lulu's AG's, although it was not needed after all.
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Old 01.04.2011, 17:06
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Lulu sends her regards and I would like to thank Nil for her offer of expressing Lulu's AG's, although it was not needed after all.
Anytime!
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Old 01.04.2011, 17:06
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Lulu sends her regards and I would like to thank Nil for her offer of expressing Lulu's AG's, although it was not needed after all.
Lulu IS a dog, I assume?
But what is the problem with her Abonnement generale?
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Old 01.04.2011, 17:44
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Lulu IS a dog, I assume?
But what is the problem with her Abonnement generale?
Okay, Paddy here we go.. Nil said she would express Lulu's Anal Glands and to thank her I said we could have rad lesbian sex, because Nil is hot and totally doable (as discussed elsewhere), like I am. Is it clear now?
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Old 01.04.2011, 18:07
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Re: Things Dogs Like

Postmens' legs.

All roads leading out of Korea.

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Cinzano and lemonade (sprite)

Baccardi and coke

Lycra leggings

Kebabs after a few bevies.

Short skirts that are too tight

Halter neck tops that are too tight
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Old 01.04.2011, 18:16
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Re: Things Dogs Like

Dogs like...... TIGERS !!!
(apparently)

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Old 01.04.2011, 18:20
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Dogs like...... TIGERS !!!
(apparently)

Are Siegfried and Roy scaling down their act, now they're getting old?

[are they even still alive?]
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Old 01.04.2011, 18:21
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Re: Things Dogs Like

Fire hydrants

Drinking out of the toilet

Riding shotgun with their heads out the window

Going outside

Going back inside...

They're simple folk, really.
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Old 01.04.2011, 18:45
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psst...I hear it was humping pussy...cats

And if he cant find a wee pussy-cat, a bird will do as well

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Old 01.04.2011, 19:21
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...rolling in whatever that sh*t is in the fields here.
Guess what? It's the only bad thing Bella does, 20 minutes ago she droppedtheshouldergettheneckinitlayonbacklegsinair grind,squiggle,cakethecoatandpopupwithadoggygrin"I 'mcovered!!!"... then things sloooow down to: "oh heck, J.L-P does not like me sh*t-flavored, I better put my tail between my legs with ears down and look sad. Oh no, she is not yelling, she is glaring, I'm in the dog house.".

Both dogs are washed now- even though Lulu didn't take one for the team. She did give me a look of "but I didn't do it, why are you washing meeeeee?!!".
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Old 02.04.2011, 15:50
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My neighbour's dog likes cat food. Doesn't even say hello - straight into the kitchen. Slurps up the whiskas. Then lies on the couch watching the telly leaving no space for anyone else to sit down.
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Old 02.04.2011, 18:26
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My neighbour's dog likes cat food. Doesn't even say hello - straight into the kitchen. Slurps up the whiskas. Then lies on the couch watching the telly leaving no space for anyone else to sit down.
Are you sure it's a dog? It sounds more like a student.
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