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Old 23.04.2013, 12:20
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10 Canine Commandments

I saw this and thought I would share with all the dog lovers out there.
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Old 23.04.2013, 12:22
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Re: 10 Canine Commandments

11) I will never accept that barking at 3am is in anyway annoying. I am merely protecting you from possibly being attacked by the evil night ducks.
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Old 23.04.2013, 14:27
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Re: 10 Canine Commandments

There are rules for Guests too... Must find them... quite funny...
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Re: 10 Canine Commandments

you forgot number 11-15

11. Poo smells better than dog shampoo. We all know I'm going to roll in it, so why bother to act surprised.
12. Don't speak baby talk to me in front of other dogs, it's embarrassing
13. If you arrange a play date, I prefer french poodles- they are all sluts
14. If you fall in the shower, break a hip, and cannot reach the phone, I will go for help.
15. If I can't work the doorknob, I will console myself by thinking at least I tried. Then eventually I will eat you.
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Re: 10 Canine Commandments

Love them all.

Though, for some reason, my dog loves baths.
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Old 23.04.2013, 19:47
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Re: 10 Canine Commandments

You drink bottled spring water, I drink out of a toilet. Leave me alone
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