I lurv drunken promises.

I'll be here this Thursday for a warm up for the first "semi-official" Thursday night drinks.

As a matter of fact, I'm warming up now.

Ladies and germs, start your engines! Prep your livers, or whatever you do the night before the (Unofficial) Thursday Night Drinks at the Viadukt Market.

Woooa Nelly,

Have you been going straight since last Thursday Drinks?

Was there tonight for a couple of quick ones with eyebeebe and grumpy, and will be there tommorrow... nice place and nice staff, its starting to grow on me now.

Note to self and warning to othere: if offered the Basilikum Seissbeer, politely refuse.

Wait, did I miss something? Was he gay before?

Straight as a cork-screw! Should have seen what I had for "breakfast" on Sunday.

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Uh-oh. Perhaps a bit less marination in estrogen is called for on the weekends (people are often quite open impressionable of a Sunday morning).

Though, I think you could *totally* pull this off:


Hey, isn't Saturday Halloween? I'll stop by this evening and we can discuss pumps or flats.

And I will bring your earring!
Is Ouchboy coming?

The softly-spoken chap with the larger hair from the other week is going to luuuurve you tonight. While the cats are away, eh?

I wouldn't be caught dead in that frock. I'm an autumn not a summer. I NEED bright colours (colors to you yanks ). I would also have to wear tights. Between the cold and just how long it would take me to shave my legs there is just no chance of me not wearing tights. And pumps for sure.

Hang on!!! Wait just a minute. Why do you associate me in a frock with Halloween????

you like it when I come?

All over baby, all over.

Dude, you really need to get laid.

Phew. Really happy you took that one mate, I owe you a beer, again.

you can take it too. There's plenty for both.




to answer your question. I will not be present at the event. must study

Are you calling me fat?!?

Only a woman would totally misinterpret this way. I had to read it 6 times to even figure out how you could arrive at your interpretation.

His comment was pretty clear to me. Although his come is surely not.

Why, thank you.
Unless you too are calling me fat!

They were both making comments about your prodigous girth.

And they shall both be getting their cumuppence.