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Re: Extra small condoms for 12 year-old boys go on sale in Switzerland

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The head grows too...
Ha ha, if i was a 12 year old who was considering sex and with enough confidence to go to a pharmacy and ask for my "special" condoms....well thats a massive set of cohones right there, do they grow as well?
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Ha ha, if i was a 12 year old who was considering sex and with enough confidence to go to a pharmacy and ask for my "special" condoms....well thats a massive set of cohones right there, do they grow as well?
Even girls can grow them! For the size, I don,t think they can get any bigger after a while but they certainly get hit by gravity...
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Re: Extra small condoms for 12 year-old boys go on sale in Switzerland

I doubt that a 12 year old will have the right persence of mind to put "buying condoms" as a main priotity. I think this is just for the lesser endowed individual to have less of an issue (embarassment) when buying some rubbers.
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Even girls can grow them! For the size, I don,t think they can get any bigger after a while but they certainly get hit by gravity...
This is the second time on EF where you emphasize on growing some balls!
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I doubt that a 12 year old will have the right persence of mind to put "buying condoms" as a main priotity.
When I was a kid, we carried condoms around with us long before we actually had sex - it's a bit like smoking cigarettes, you do it to look grown up... I am not sure weather extra small condoms in your wallet make you look cool though.
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Even girls can grow them! For the size, I don,t think they can get any bigger after a while but they certainly get hit by gravity...
And as far as man bits go, they may not get bigger, but they do shrink and shrivel up into their bodies. Something to look forward to when you get old, guys.
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And as far as man bits go, they may not get bigger, but they do shrink and shrivel up into their bodies. Something to look forward to when you get old, guys.
..yeah thanks...I always wanted a clear description of old man balls shriveling up.
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..yeah thanks...I always wanted a clear description of old man balls shriveling up.
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Re: Extra small condoms for 12 year-old boys go on sale in Switzerland

When I worked in the UK we had to show condom application to Year 2, 3 and 4 (about 10-13 years old). Of course they never had health professionals we were just given a box of foam stiffies with a suction plate underneath and a box of condoms. Somewhere between Maths and canteen dinner we'd find the time to show them how to go about putting one on.

What was brilliant is they'd bring in boxes full of these (one for each kid, you know) phallic replicas. They measured beyond any average size (apparently men in the UK think highly of their endowments) and the condoms were extra small. We couldn't actually get them on they were so tight, that we'd just give up.

No wonder UK schools are in the mess they're in. How are you meant to have any respect for your teacher after she's had to come round to your desk and say, "No, no Billy (or more like Sanjeet, or Mustafa...), you've got to pinch the top first, pinch it. What's that then? Oh you're not feeling well because you're fasting? Ah, well then have a little lie down and then come back and have another go at your condom."

It's a mad, mad world.
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No wonder UK schools are in the mess they're in.
I've heard it's actually worse in the US:

'Teen mom epidemic': NINETY teenage girls pregnant at one high school

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1BIOFinuA
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..yeah thanks...I always wanted a clear description of old man balls shriveling up.
Not just the balls. Did no-one else watch that sex education programme? I know it was on British TV, but I guess you could watch it online. It was both gross and extremely interesting.
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Not just the balls. Did no-one else watch that sex education programme? I know it was on British TV, but I guess you could watch it online. It was both gross and extremely interesting.
..nah, my sex education was behind the shed with Lisa Henderson from the 11th grade.
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Not just the balls. Did no-one else watch that sex education programme? I know it was on British TV, but I guess you could watch it online. It was both gross and extremely interesting.
I have googled a lot of strange things in my life. "What will happen with my balls when I grow old?" was none of them.
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And as far as man bits go, they may not get bigger, but they do shrink and shrivel up into their bodies. Something to look forward to when you get old, guys.
You sure it has to do with old age and not the cold (as in temperature)?
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Not according to this programme. They had a line up of naked old men. The older they got, the smaller their knobs were. The image is burned onto my retinas for eternity.
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... and then you guys complain about the mullets on Swiss tv...
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Not according to this programme. They had a line up of naked old men. The older they got, the smaller their knobs were. The image is burned onto my retinas for eternity.
Dont trust everything you watch on tele. Some guys' knobs are small even in their prime.

What would have been funny would be someone in some household going "Hey, thats grandpa!!!"
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How did they find out 12 year olds have extra small packages? Who was analysing it?!
So you are saying your's hasn't grown since you were 12?
Aha... poor mrs. W.
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Re: Extra small condoms for 12 year-old boys go on sale in Switzerland

It was this, and I only saw one episode, but some of these men pretty much didn't have willies at all.
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It was this, and I only saw one episode, but some of these men pretty much didn't have willies at all.
Well, well, well...look at the willie expert.
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