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Treverus 21.06.2011 12:27

Groupons for prostitutes...
 
... can only happen in Switzerland:

http://www.20min.ch/digital/webpage/...nDeal-17234204

marton 21.06.2011 12:31

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Originally Posted by Treverus (Post 1235029)
... can only happen in Switzerland:

http://www.20min.ch/digital/webpage/...nDeal-17234204

You have to drink the bottle of Prosecco in 15 Minutes? Or did I mistranslate :):)

Guest 21.06.2011 12:38

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Network AG gutschein - keep checking the credit card account ladies.;)

MrVertigo 21.06.2011 12:53

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crazy.
When browsing through the 20min slideshow, I wondered if there was a hidden erotic groupon message behind this picture.....only to discover it was actually just "Werbung" in the slideshow :o

wendylynn 21.06.2011 12:56

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Hi.How about your flat-?I have many friends looking for flats.Where is it?Do you have pics-details please:)Looking forward to hearing form you.Thks,Wl

st2lemans 21.06.2011 12:56

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Network AG gutschein - keep checking the credit card account ladies.;)
The only person who has access to my credit card account info is ME! :rolleyes:

Tom

Rustygraben 21.06.2011 12:59

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«Auf deiner Kreditkartenabrechnung wird dein Kauf diskret belastet und erscheint unter Intercom Network AG - Gutschein.»

Any business, which addresses its adult customers with "du" (especially uncapitalised) should be viewed with the highest of suspicion. See the example set by Apple.

mimi1981 21.06.2011 13:07

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Originally Posted by wendylynn (Post 1235069)
Hi.How about your flat-?I have many friends looking for flats.Where is it?Do you have pics-details please:)Looking forward to hearing form you.Thks,Wl


:confused:

huh?..........................

amogles 21.06.2011 13:12

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Originally Posted by rustygraben (Post 1235072)
«auf deiner kreditkartenabrechnung wird dein kauf diskret belastet und erscheint unter intercom network ag - gutschein.»

any business, which addresses its adult customers with "du" (especially uncapitalised) should be viewed with the highest of suspicion. See the example set by apple.

ikea ? :)

Sada 21.06.2011 13:16

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Originally Posted by mimi1981 (Post 1235083)
:confused:

huh?..........................

that's because of Treverus's signature...

marton 21.06.2011 13:18

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rustygraben (Post 1235072)
«Auf deiner Kreditkartenabrechnung wird dein Kauf diskret belastet und erscheint unter Intercom Network AG - Gutschein.»

Any business, which addresses its adult customers with "du" (especially uncapitalised) should be viewed with the highest of suspicion. See the example set by Apple.

You do not think Sie is a bit too formal when you are doing the 2 hump camel thing?

mimi1981 21.06.2011 13:19

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Originally Posted by Sada (Post 1235111)
that's because of Treverus's signature...

Thank goodness for that...I wondered where this thread was heading for a moment :eek:

MrVertigo 21.06.2011 13:21

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Originally Posted by Sada (Post 1235111)
that's because of Treverus's signature...

always...often perspicacious....clairevoyante

amogles 21.06.2011 13:22

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Network AG gutschein - keep checking the credit card account ladies.;)
I have noticed that some of the "discrete" houses in Niderdorf have coffee tables outside in the summer and serve the normal range of coffee, pastries and refreshments at normal Niederdorf prices to normal passers by and tourists. Imagine the scene that could ensue if an innocent tourist pays with a credit card only for his wife to discover he's patronised a house of ill repute ...

Treverus 21.06.2011 13:23

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wendylynn (Post 1235069)
Hi.How about your flat-?I have many friends looking for flats.Where is it?Do you have pics-details please:)Looking forward to hearing form you.Thks,Wl

I guess you mean me: If you click on the sentence in my signature, you get to all the infos and pictures.

bigblue2 21.06.2011 13:24

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Originally Posted by amogles (Post 1235125)
I have noticed that some of the "discrete" houses in Niderdorf have coffee tables outside in the summer and serve the normal range of coffee, pastries and refreshments at normal Niederdorf prices to normal passers by and tourists. Imagine the scene that could ensue if an innocent tourist pays with a credit card only for his wife to discover he's patronised a house of ill repute ...


is that what you told your mrs?

MrVertigo 21.06.2011 13:24

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Quote:

Originally Posted by amogles (Post 1235125)
I have noticed that some of the "discrete" houses in Niderdorf have coffee tables outside in the summer and serve the normal range of coffee, pastries and refreshments at normal Niederdorf prices to normal passers by and tourists. Imagine the scene that could ensue if an innocent tourist pays with a credit card only for his wife to discover he's patronised a house of ill repute ...

and what if he discovers his wife's salary slip with "Network AG" in the headline ?

amogles 21.06.2011 13:26

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Originally Posted by marton (Post 1235118)
You do not think Sie is a bit too formal when you are doing the 2 hump camel thing?

Where does it say that you get to hump two camels?

Or were you thinking of this:

Quote:

Bring me the camel

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour, what the camel was for.
The Sargent replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."
The Captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sargent, "BRING ME THE CAMEL!!!"
The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sargent replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

adrianlondon 21.06.2011 13:29

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Originally Posted by Sada (Post 1235111)
that's because of Treverus's signature...

I have my forum preferences set to not display signatures, so was also totally confused about that post! I assume, now, that Treverus has a business renting out flat-chested women.

Treverus 21.06.2011 13:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by amogles (Post 1235125)
I have noticed that some of the "discrete" houses in Niderdorf have coffee tables outside in the summer and serve the normal range of coffee, pastries and refreshments at normal Niederdorf prices to normal passers by and tourists. Imagine the scene that could ensue if an innocent tourist pays with a credit card only for his wife to discover he's patronised a house of ill repute ...

Ok. I know that restaurants are expensive here. But the coffee is not THAT expensive...


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