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Old 21.06.2011, 12:27
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Groupons for prostitutes...

... can only happen in Switzerland:

http://www.20min.ch/digital/webpage/...nDeal-17234204
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Old 21.06.2011, 12:31
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... can only happen in Switzerland:

http://www.20min.ch/digital/webpage/...nDeal-17234204
You have to drink the bottle of Prosecco in 15 Minutes? Or did I mistranslate
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Old 21.06.2011, 12:38
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Network AG gutschein - keep checking the credit card account ladies.
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Old 21.06.2011, 12:53
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Re: Groupons for prostitutes...

crazy.
When browsing through the 20min slideshow, I wondered if there was a hidden erotic groupon message behind this picture.....only to discover it was actually just "Werbung" in the slideshow
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Old 21.06.2011, 12:56
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The only person who has access to my credit card account info is ME!

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Old 21.06.2011, 12:59
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«Auf deiner Kreditkartenabrechnung wird dein Kauf diskret belastet und erscheint unter Intercom Network AG - Gutschein.»

Any business, which addresses its adult customers with "du" (especially uncapitalised) should be viewed with the highest of suspicion. See the example set by Apple.
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Old 21.06.2011, 13:12
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«auf deiner kreditkartenabrechnung wird dein kauf diskret belastet und erscheint unter intercom network ag - gutschein.»

any business, which addresses its adult customers with "du" (especially uncapitalised) should be viewed with the highest of suspicion. See the example set by apple.
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Old 21.06.2011, 13:18
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«Auf deiner Kreditkartenabrechnung wird dein Kauf diskret belastet und erscheint unter Intercom Network AG - Gutschein.»

Any business, which addresses its adult customers with "du" (especially uncapitalised) should be viewed with the highest of suspicion. See the example set by Apple.
You do not think Sie is a bit too formal when you are doing the 2 hump camel thing?
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Old 21.06.2011, 13:26
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You do not think Sie is a bit too formal when you are doing the 2 hump camel thing?
Where does it say that you get to hump two camels?

Or were you thinking of this:

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A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour, what the camel was for.
The Sargent replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."
The Captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sargent, "BRING ME THE CAMEL!!!"
The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sargent replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
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Old 21.06.2011, 13:22
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I have noticed that some of the "discrete" houses in Niderdorf have coffee tables outside in the summer and serve the normal range of coffee, pastries and refreshments at normal Niederdorf prices to normal passers by and tourists. Imagine the scene that could ensue if an innocent tourist pays with a credit card only for his wife to discover he's patronised a house of ill repute ...
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I have noticed that some of the "discrete" houses in Niderdorf have coffee tables outside in the summer and serve the normal range of coffee, pastries and refreshments at normal Niederdorf prices to normal passers by and tourists. Imagine the scene that could ensue if an innocent tourist pays with a credit card only for his wife to discover he's patronised a house of ill repute ...

is that what you told your mrs?
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I have noticed that some of the "discrete" houses in Niderdorf have coffee tables outside in the summer and serve the normal range of coffee, pastries and refreshments at normal Niederdorf prices to normal passers by and tourists. Imagine the scene that could ensue if an innocent tourist pays with a credit card only for his wife to discover he's patronised a house of ill repute ...
and what if he discovers his wife's salary slip with "Network AG" in the headline ?
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and what if he discovers his wife's salary slip with "Network AG" in the headline ?
Would be much more fun and refreshing if it was the other way round
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Old 21.06.2011, 13:30
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I have noticed that some of the "discrete" houses in Niderdorf have coffee tables outside in the summer and serve the normal range of coffee, pastries and refreshments at normal Niederdorf prices to normal passers by and tourists. Imagine the scene that could ensue if an innocent tourist pays with a credit card only for his wife to discover he's patronised a house of ill repute ...
Ok. I know that restaurants are expensive here. But the coffee is not THAT expensive...
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Re: Groupons for prostitutes...

Interesting Groupon Deal today: Boob job with 60% discount....
Just search for "brust" here: http://bit.ly/lwKkp1

Where does this lead to?
50% on marriages, funerals, divorces???
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Hi.How about your flat-?I have many friends looking for flats.Where is it?Do you have pics-details pleaseLooking forward to hearing form you.Thks,Wl
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Old 21.06.2011, 13:07
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that's because of Treverus's signature...
Thank goodness for that...I wondered where this thread was heading for a moment
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Old 21.06.2011, 13:21
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