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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

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The other 11% were active EF users....
heheheheh 21% you mean....I would never take a plane with you as pilot.
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Old 06.12.2011, 14:01
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

...and so, what is the reason, why the Swiss like their firm handshake so much?
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Old 06.12.2011, 14:01
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

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Swiss men and women enjoy the upper hand in a global masturbation league, a new study has found.
useless without pictures

um, ahem, wrong thread
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Old 06.12.2011, 14:03
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

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Swiss men and women enjoy the upper hand in a global masturbation league, a new study has found.

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should be: Swiss men and women enjoy the upper head in a global masturbation league, a new study has found.
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Old 06.12.2011, 14:04
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

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should be: Swiss men and women enjoy the upper head in a global masturbation league, a new study has found.
Yes, they're hands down the best at it.
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Old 06.12.2011, 14:10
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

Funny thing. And you know the best thing is that Swiss women try to pass as promiscuous.
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Old 06.12.2011, 14:13
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Funny thing. And you know the best thing is that Swiss women try to pass as promiscuous.
Since when?
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Funny thing. And you know the best thing is that Swiss women try to pass as promiscuous.
You've obviously missed the gazillion threads on here complaining that Swiss ladies are frosty and aloof...
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Old 06.12.2011, 14:18
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

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A survey by dating site C-Date found that 92 percent of Swiss men and 72 percent of Swiss women "regularly" pleasure themselves, putting the Alpine nation at the vanguard of international self-service.
with all the reports of very poor service in switzerland, it's no surprise that people here have to DIY...
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Old 06.12.2011, 14:19
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

well, the swiss women i've known are frigid as shit and will never admit to ever masturbating. I've come to realize that they are all just liars.
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Old 06.12.2011, 14:22
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I've come to realize that they are all just liars.
... or just not that into you...
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well, the swiss women i've known are frigid as shit and will never admit to ever masturbating. I've come to realize that they are all just liars.
To be fair, I don't know of any women from any nation that would bring that up in conversation...

"Yeah mum, I'm just finishing up my Christmas shopping, nipping into Starbucks for a skinny latte then going home for a bit of "me" time with my Ribbed Colossus..."
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Old 06.12.2011, 14:28
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

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To be fair, I don't know of any women from any nation that would bring that up in conversation...
hmm. it's a common topic of conversation when i chat with girls, but maybe that's just me... i once threatened to get my ex-gf a vibrator for xmas which made watching her gingerly opening her present around the family particularly entertaining
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

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"Yeah mum, I'm just finishing up my Christmas shopping, nipping into Starbucks for a skinny latte then going home for a bit of "me" time with my Ribbed Colossus..."
You don't know any cause you haven't met one yet.
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

Well who is better than you to know how your body works? Don't leave in someone else hands your own pleasure, me think. Be pro-active and know how the whole mechanic works, so your partner can learn how you work.
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Really? Is that why you closed the thread about prostitutes and pussy talk?
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I once threatened to get my ex-gf a vibrator for xmas which made watching her gingerly opening her present around the family particularly entertaining
Present = euphemism for what now exactly....?
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