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Old 06.12.2011, 16:25
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

come on the hand does what u want and doesnt complain
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Old 06.12.2011, 16:27
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come on the hand does what u want and doesnt complain
it was too quick...even for your hand.
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Old 06.12.2011, 16:31
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

I too would like to add a lame masturbation related pun to this thread but at the moment i cannot think of friggin' anything!
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Old 06.12.2011, 16:32
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

Another study says that swiss don't wash hands regularly...
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Old 06.12.2011, 16:33
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

Is the pic in the OP meant to encourage us non-Swiss to up our game?
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Old 06.12.2011, 16:40
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Is the pic in the OP meant to encourage us non-Swiss to up our game?
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Old 06.12.2011, 16:42
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

Maybe this is why the Swiss keep bumping into people?
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Old 06.12.2011, 17:33
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Probably even wasn't me, heheh, can't remember. I would certainly not close it for any kind of offensive factor.

TT pussy talk does not suffice? I will bring it up at our next admin meeting..
Oh yeah, I recall, it was a 2 year old thread, wasn't it, or something like that, that a random poster revived, I think it was a newbie too, just to have a few quickly march in and trash talk...when the thread was originally about some laws related to prostitutes? Yeah. Closing it had nothing to do with the topic of conversation.

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LOL Well TT pussy talk is local pussy talk so it does not apply to EF members.
But you aren't even local so why the quest..

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Seriously now, Adult Chat in TT is more X-rated than that.
Adult chat in Germany being more X-rated than our forum is not a shocker, hahaha...

The thing is, it seems to me, here folks like to do it as opposed to chitchat about it anonymously. I think there aren't so many who need to brag online? Dunno.

I think if the culture was more repressed, than it would make sense to go into the whole sex liberty brag and revelation stuff as it's easier to stand out and score points, but everyone I know here is far from repressed..Maybe I hang out with freaks, who knows.. I am sure everyone here knows how to get their tips and pointers though, principally I wouldn't be against it. Right after they make my long pushed Swiss Education Subforum, please, hint hint, hahahah. That's a tad more urgent than some random porn talk I can easily outsource elsewhere.
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Old 06.12.2011, 17:56
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

Who does research like this and why
Perhaps it just proves that the Swiss are more open and honest?
And that many others are just liars
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Old 06.12.2011, 18:09
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Closet perverts?

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Perhaps it just proves that the Swiss are more open and honest?
Or they can't come up with good 'conquest' stories to tell their buddies?

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And that many others are just liars
That I can believe!


all tongue-in-cheek...
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Old 06.12.2011, 18:19
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

So does this explain why Swiss don't bump into inanimate objects?

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Old 06.12.2011, 18:29
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Swiss men and women enjoy the upper hand in a global masturbation league, a new study has found.
After the day I've had today this strikes me as perhaps the single most obvious headline of all time.
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Old 06.12.2011, 18:31
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

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C-date (casual-dating web site) commissioned the study. They know that such a topic will be taken and published by low-level/quality newspapers à la 20minuten or forums. It will attract enough eyeballs to justify the expense.

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Given my previous explanation, you can't say anything with such a non-scientific motivation of the study.
I became swiss a few months ago and I did not notice any major change in the ways I use my hand(s).
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Old 06.12.2011, 18:38
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C-date (casual-dating web site) commissioned the study. They know that such a topic will be taken and published by low-level/quality newspapers à la 20minuten or forums.
and The Local of course
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Old 06.12.2011, 18:40
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and The Local of course
yes of course

If you check you'll see that it has been the most visited/viewed thread so far under "TheLocal".
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Old 06.12.2011, 18:55
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Oh yeah, I recall, it was a 2 year old thread, wasn't it, or something like that, that a random poster revived, I think it was a newbie too, just to have a few quickly march in and trash talk...when the thread was originally about some laws related to prostitutes? Yeah. Closing it had nothing to do with the topic of conversation.

The thread I am referring to was a thread started last week by a member called NikkiNikki . She wanted to talk about her experiences visiting the area around Rue de Berne.


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But you aren't even local so why the quest..
So quick to judge. Sheesh. Just because my Hauptwohnsitz happens to be Frankfurt does not mean I don’t own property in Switzerland, and go there frequently for business and fun.

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Adult chat in Germany being more X-rated than our forum is not a shocker, hahaha...

The thing is, it seems to me, here folks like to do it as opposed to chitchat about it anonymously. I think there aren't so many who need to brag online? Dunno.

I think if the culture was more repressed, than it would make sense to go into the whole sex liberty brag and revelation stuff as it's easier to stand out and score points, but everyone I know here is far from repressed..Maybe I hang out with freaks, who knows.. I am sure everyone here knows how to get their tips and pointers [IMG]file:///C:/Users/Bahar/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image002.png[/IMG]though, principally I wouldn't be against it. Right after they make my long pushed Swiss Education Subforum, please, hint hint, hahahah. That's a tad more urgent than some random porn talk I can easily outsource elsewhere.

Adult chat is not about bragging online. It is about discussing Adult Topics you know with fellow adults. Mind you, TT Adult Chat is not a cheap spot for hookups. I wouldn’t be interested in the Swiss Education Subforum as I have been there and done that.
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Old 06.12.2011, 19:00
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...Just because my Hauptwohnsitz happens to be Frankfurt does not mean I don’t own property in Switzerland, and go there frequently for business and fun.
Now we KNOW you are a troll.
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Now we KNOW you are a troll.
It takes one to know one.
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Old 06.12.2011, 20:14
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The thread I am referring to was a thread started last week by a member called NikkiNikki . She wanted to talk about her experiences visiting the area around Rue de Berne.
No idea who closed it, but have an idea why..

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So quick to judge.
Why judgment? It was a simple question on why you living elsewhere desire adult chat here, heheh. That's all. We aren't really so quick with judgment here, seems like..and when we are, it's a lot more obvious.

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Adult chat is not about bragging online.
Hmmmm.....I will leave that unanswered. Coz I can't nor need to really share my experiences.

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I wouldn’t be interested in the Swiss Education Subforum as I have been there and done that.
There is nothing kinky about Edu Subforum, so true. Though, if you have been there and done that, you could actually contribute. Our brand new future (hello? pweeseee? admin?) Swiss Edu Subforum would love anyone who went through Swiss system and have experiences to share, from a student POV. We have a bunch of profs here already.

Back to hand jobs.
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Usually this kind of surveys boils down to things like, "Who are the best liars?" and "What are the taboos in those societies?" I mean, they ask people, but how do they assess the trustworthiness and reliability of the answers? They can't. Period. I call that scientific masturbation.
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