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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

Like 'no sex we are British' lol.
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Old 06.12.2011, 20:53
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

I was wondering.... what makes the Swiss so honest about the question ?
It's hardly a happy hours drinks topic is it ?
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Old 06.12.2011, 21:13
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

So, perhaps the national anthem should be changed to "Beat It"?

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Old 06.12.2011, 21:33
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

Two things to comment on:

1) No other thread started by "The Local" has ever created such a response before. Clearly, there are experts at work here.

2) Why hasn't anyone created a poll yet? "How often do you whack off?"

- What's that?
- Never alone
- Hardly ever
- What is considered normal?
- My hands never leave my pockets
- I have 20% discount with Kleenex
- Etc.
- Er, that's it ...
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Old 06.12.2011, 21:38
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

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Two things to comment on:

1) No other thread started by "The Local" has ever created such a response before. Clearly, there are experts at work here.

2) Why hasn't anyone created a poll yet? "How often do you whack off?"

- What's that?
- Never alone
- Hardly ever
- What is considered normal?
- My hands never leave my pockets
- I have 20% discount with Kleenex
- Etc.
- Er, that's it ...
Rumor has it, grynch got a bad case of carpal tunnel from it..

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Old 06.12.2011, 21:45
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

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I was wondering.... what makes the Swiss so honest about the question ?
It's hardly a happy hours drinks topic is it ?
Unless we have access to the questionnaire we can't draw any conclusion. Sometimes they come up with wacky formulations for questions sent to all nationalities:
Question1) check the most frequent option in the last 20 years:
- Option 1: smiling to neighbour
- Option 2: use hand to please yourself

One can easily then imagine we come to the conclusion as posted by TheLOCAL in this thread.
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So, perhaps the national anthem should be changed to "Beat It"?

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I was wondering.... what makes the Swiss so honest about the question ?
It's hardly a happy hours drinks topic is it ?
They probably thought it was a tax filing form...
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Old 07.12.2011, 10:30
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

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I was wondering.... what makes the Swiss so honest about the question ?
It's hardly a happy hours drinks topic is it ?
Excellent word association there...from thread title... to happy hours...
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Old 07.12.2011, 11:18
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Two things to comment on:

1) No other thread started by "The Local" has ever created such a response before. Clearly, there are expats at work here.
Fixed that for you...
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Old 07.12.2011, 12:08
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Usually this kind of surveys boils down to things like, "Who are the best liars?" and "What are the taboos in those societies?"
yes, people tend to boast and exaggerate their sexual performance, but when it comes to masturbation I would expect the opposite to be true.
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Old 07.12.2011, 12:16
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

"Ribbed Colosuss"
Man o man I need to get out more.....


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"Yeah mum, I'm just finishing up my Christmas shopping, nipping into Starbucks for a skinny latte then going home for a bit of "me" time with my Ribbed Colossus..."
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Old 07.12.2011, 12:20
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

Maybe not but itīs a good starting position


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Old 07.12.2011, 12:21
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

Since masturbation feels good and the Swiss do it the most, can we infer the Swiss are the cheeriest people in Europe?
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Old 07.12.2011, 13:28
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Since masturbation feels good and the Swiss do it the most, can we infer the Swiss are the cheeriest people in Europe?
Nope....another study revealed that the Danes are the most happy people.....maybe even the happiest wankers.....

Once a happy camper now a happy wanker ;-)
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Old 07.12.2011, 13:46
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Since masturbation feels good and the Swiss do it the most, can we infer the Swiss are the cheeriest people in Europe?
Do they fantasise about filling in tax forms while masturbating? Or is it more the writing anonymous letters to neighbours?
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Old 07.12.2011, 13:53
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Nope....another study revealed that the Danes are the most happy people.....maybe even the happiest wankers.....

Once a happy camper now a happy wanker ;-)
Are both possible ?
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I cannot tell as I don't camp ;-)

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Do they fantasise about filling in tax forms while masturbating? Or is it more the writing anonymous letters to neighbours?
Not sure but I intend to wear latex gloves to open any mail I receive from a neighbor now.
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One word: bananas
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