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Swiss men and women enjoy the upper hand in a global masturbation league, a new study has found.

Read the full article: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

Now, I can die...
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

Now there is a surprise...and I thought Brits were the biggest wankers.
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

It never ceases to amaze me that someone gets paid to do studies like this.

I can think of more than a few, if someone would be willing to finance my research.
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

That's all I wanted to know in my life, thank you...
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Now there is a surprise...and I thought Brits were the biggest wankers.
They might be but the Swiss still do it the most, apparently...
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Now there is a surprise...and I thought Brits were the biggest wankers.

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Swiss men and women
See what they did there ?
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Old 06.12.2011, 13:49
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They might be but the Swiss still do it the most, apparently...
Well, this probably follows the theme of "why bother if you can be antisocial even in the bedroom".
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

Not surprised given the swiss obsession on punctuality or coming on time.
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Now there is a surprise...and I thought Brits were the biggest wankers.
Now I understand why you were so happy of being a champ...


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What a coincidence..I think not! 3 of the coolest, awesomest people on the EF (Amaraya, Federica and myself) are champions!! Champions dude! (prof.taratonga doens't count as he cheated on the test )
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Yay for me, nay for you!
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Now I understand why you were so happy of being a champ...
Stop derailing threads...
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Stop derailing threads...

whatever you say, champ...
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Stop derailing threads...
You are the champ, man.
Save this very informative thread !
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

The only possible explanation: the no noise rule after 10pm!
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

You're f ucking kidding right?
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The only possible explanation: the no noise rule after 10pm!
Hmmmm...not true.
Or I live in the wrong neighborhood.
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Old 06.12.2011, 13:55
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

I thought there was a big rise in the popularity of DIY here.
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The only possible explanation: the no noise rule after 10pm!
what is the sound of one hand clapping?

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what is the sound of one hand clapping?
it sounds like: grynch grynch grynch.....grynch!
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Re: Swiss are Europe's masturbation champs: study

Some quotes that need clarification:

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For Swiss woman, the location of sex was more important than the number of people involved.
There's only so many bodily places people.

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One thing on which men and women were agreed was that infidelity is very much out of bounds. For 79 percent, the idea of their partner having sex outside the relationship was an absolute no-no.
The other 21% were active EF users....
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