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Old 21.09.2017, 11:45
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Re: Schaffhausen - man with chain saw

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Lol lol

st2lemans,
OK your wife loves to buy things (surprise)
"loves to buy things on sale" (good)

up until that point your wife is normal ...

But a chainsaw ? WTF
We have wood heating.

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Old 21.09.2017, 16:15
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Sorry I can't help with your spare chainsaw, despite your desperation and my desire to help you I see no purpose in having one, and I generally avoid cutting trees. But my ,why did you buy 3 of them ? I bet there aren't many trees left around where you live anyway, they 've probably been monetized.


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Sweety, whom are you worried about as you would be about a neighbour? The culprit? You should buy Toms chainsaw, bake a cake around it and send it to jail. The people he scared? You should start a weekly group-meeting with them, with coffee and sweets (use the same recipe for cake, keep it simple), the insurance involved? You could convince us all to make contracts with it so they don't lose money due to reputation.
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Old 21.09.2017, 16:16
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We have wood heating.

Tom
plus she likes to keep tom on his toes...
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Old 21.09.2017, 16:49
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up until that point your wife is normal ...

But a chainsaw ? WTF
5'3" blonde, big tits, and I bloody love (and miss) my chainsaw. Planning a chainsaw party with some of my OH's colleagues shortly, to top up the woodpile for coming years.
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Old 21.09.2017, 16:50
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5'3" blonde, big tits, and I bloody love (and miss) my chainsaw. Planning a chainsaw party with some of my OH's colleagues shortly, to top up the woodpile for coming years.
I sense a trap...
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Old 21.09.2017, 17:25
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.......... a guy who has already been caught and is being processed by the system.....
Why did I see all these sausages coming out of a machine when I read that?
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Why did I see all these sausages coming out of a machine when I read that?
You spent too much of your youth listening to Pink Floyd?
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