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Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels

Swiss prostitutes are being trained to use defibrillators to prevent clients with heart problems from dying on them, it has emerged.

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Old 18.02.2010, 09:17
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Re: Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels

Can't be anything but a good idea. Anyone dealing with people exerting physical energy beyond their norms should have a basic knowledge of first aid and recovery techniques.
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Old 18.02.2010, 09:20
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Re: Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels

Shouldn't this be merged with the Basel strip-club thread?
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Old 18.02.2010, 09:23
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Re: Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels

LOL, I would sign up the whole Banhofstrasse for CPR course
Some would have huge lung capacity to resuscitate the giant...

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Re: Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels

38 brothels in Lugano ... Lugano is not that big of a town! wow.
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Old 18.02.2010, 09:41
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Re: Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels

Perfectly understandable.

Women know how to multi-task.
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Re: Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels

Every woman should own a defibrillator. Or wait, am I getting mixed up with something else...
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Old 18.02.2010, 09:49
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Re: Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels

Whatever happened to divine justice?
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38 brothels in Lugano ... Lugano is not that big of a town! wow.
yeah, but as it says there in the article, they are coming over from Italy in heaps. its just business after all.
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Old 18.02.2010, 09:58
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Re: Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels

" Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels"


Hey whatever floats your boat.....
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Old 18.02.2010, 09:58
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Perfectly understandable.

Women know how to multi-task.
First casualties were reported when some girls used the device while straddling their client....
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Re: Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels

Is there a high need for this? Who knew a brothel that dangerous a place to go
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Old 18.02.2010, 10:19
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Re: Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels

Where there's a brothel, there's Viagra. Where's there's Viagra, there's heart failure, where there's heart failure, there's defibrillators. You don't want your clientele dying.
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Old 18.02.2010, 11:24
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Re: Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels

Perhaps someone should ask them to test it regularly on Florida Sweeties hubby!
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Old 18.02.2010, 11:25
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Re: Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels

Obituaries would probably read "Died in action"
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Old 18.02.2010, 11:33
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Re: Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels

Good initiative, this is clever...plus the fantasy of the dirty nurse is realised this way, buy one dream get 2
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Old 18.02.2010, 11:38
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Ha Ha. Love it! I can just imagine if they went to hospital after and the doctor was telling the family they had passed, 'The prostitute did everything she could to save your husband but the ambulance just arrived too late'
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I guess you could say they died: "In the line of booty".

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Ha Ha. Love it! I can just imagine if they went to hospital after and the doctor was telling the family they had passed, 'The prostitute did everything she could to save your husband but the ambulance just arrived too late'
For consolation, the prostitute could say, he found religion just before he died.

The last words of the deceased "Oh God, Im cumming"
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